All three of them are sad, talentless morons. Their child looks like he's a woman and they still haven't had him referred to a specialist. He's wayyyyy behindSo he's gained almost 10,000 followers overnight I've had a look and majority are bots. Sad sad man. With all these new followers his engagement should go up
Jake Quickenden #107 DJ Dicksplat's in da house. He's an absolute twat with a Beard for a spouse 🌈
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What did I say only on here this morningSo he's gained almost 10,000 followers overnight
He thinks he can pass it off by saying thousands of people started to follow him cos of the Masterchef announcement (or was it his Butlins appearance last night 
) Thing is if it was to do with MC, his followers would have gone up when they announced it, not him. Obviously starting to panic about keeping his ‘million’ cos as we all know, once he got to the sacred number, his showbiz lifestyle/career really totally took off. Dressing up as a dinosaur in a holiday camp being the pinnacle in the last 2 years or was it doing a comp giveaway from a furniture store? So many mind blowing opportunities he’s had since he reached that milestone, he’s scared to lose them
When I got up at 6 he had lost another 80 followers so he obviously posted Masterchef then bought a load thinking it would look like everyone wants to see him on there I'm guessing he was tit last night aswell Butlins only.posted a 5 second clip of his performance
Jake performing at Butlitz last night...
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Fucks sake, how much money do this family spaff up a wall buying bots and likes???
For those that are blocked, here’s just a few of his replies. Haven’t got to the time to screenshot them all because there’s loads - sad bleep. Notice how he’s tagged the BBC in one and in another he’s made a point of saying how he enjoys TV work
Just waiting for one of his tenahuns to say how it should be SCD next and him replying saying that’s the dream and then tagging anyone and anything to do with the program
As for his extra ‘followers’. Strange how 10,000 people have decided to follow him in one morning but he’s not even got 6,500 likes on the post. Wouldn’t you think if you’d started following someone on the back of an upcoming TV appearance, the least you’d do is like the post announcing it?
Just waiting for one of his tenahuns to say how it should be SCD next and him replying saying that’s the dream and then tagging anyone and anything to do with the program
As for his extra ‘followers’. Strange how 10,000 people have decided to follow him in one morning but he’s not even got 6,500 likes on the post. Wouldn’t you think if you’d started following someone on the back of an upcoming TV appearance, the least you’d do is like the post announcing it?
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Wasn't he supposed to be going on a cruise ship, singing. What ever happens to that?!?!
He was only booked for about 3 performances so he obviously decided he couldn't be arsed he used the excuse he didn't want to be away from Leo who was only a baby at the time
I reckon people started threatening to cancel their bookings when they heard he was ‘’singing’. You can walk out of a holiday camp, pub, field etc… bit more difficult to walk off a cruise ship when it’s at sea
Seriously though I think that was another BS story he made up.
No he was booked @PrincessJeanie i was the sad twit that searched online for ages and found the booking but he was only booked for either 3 or 4 performances mind you these days he would snap that up #skint let's face it he only auditioned for Bob because he knew hardly anyone would go for the role of a pweirdo so he was certain to get it desperate sad twit
He’s going to be dining out on this now until it airs in Aug/Sept 
Oh and Fakey it’s ‘wore’ not ‘worse’ you illiterate idiot
Oh and Fakey it’s ‘wore’ not ‘worse’ you illiterate idiot
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Was chatting to my son he's 19 and no idea who fakey is anyway I was asking him what tattoo he wanted to get and jokingly said you could get those wings done just above your groin he said nobody gets them anymore and I said some men do thinking of head and he said yeah only gay men
If my man posted pictures of himself in front of the mirror wearing his undies i would smack him into next week, attention seeking twitWhat’s with the sad arse faceDid his big reveal not get the attention this twit needs to make his useless self feel better.Was it only at Butlins for one night?View attachment 3010029
and n0ncesWas chatting to my son he's 19 and no idea who fakey is anyway I was asking him what tattoo he wanted to get and jokingly said you could get those wings done just above your groin he said nobody gets them anymore and I said some men do thinking of head and he said yeah only gay men
Oh ..is poor jakey wakey not getting the likes and attention he thinks he deserves????
That's because you're a bleep.
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That's because you're a bleep.
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Christ, just found this!
Where did you find this? Is it from his X Factor judges' houses days?
No straight men carry on like that!
Season 3 Episode 19 it was. I used to love watching that show. His aired in September 2016 and it's disappeared without a trace. No pictures, videos nothing.I had a quick scan of the comments noticing he replied to them all and a few mentioned his appearance on “Who’s doing the dishes”. I’ve never heard of that, would it be yet another reality show he’s done that’s slipped under the radar?
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He was 'too anxious' to leave his family. In other words, he never got the job.
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I was looking for the Who's Doing The Dishes clip. I used to watch that. Can't remember him being on it and the clip isn't listed. There's loads on YT but not his.
Deffo gay and going on the Wiki.
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Never any money to get the kids haircut but plenty for tattoos and playing at stardom.....What’s with the sad arse face