Jake Quickenden #107 DJ Dicksplat's in da house. He's an absolute twat with a Beard for a spouse 🌈
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I don’t know what you’re all talking about, that looks like organic growth to me 
What a sad man! Bet Sophie buys some more now.
What a sad man! Bet Sophie buys some more now.
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Remember his awful mum saying she should have a blue tick as has more followers than some that have one.Sad bunch of losers and only Matt comes across as a nice decent person.Maybe she’s selling up to help twit head out with his mortgage repayments 
As how they afford it all when neither has a job baffles me.
As how they afford it all when neither has a job baffles me.
If you wanted proof how fake his follower count is, you only need to look at the engagement that 2 of his fellow contestants on MC, with much lower insta followings than he’s allegedly got, have got on their announcement posts, compared to his.
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State of that kid's hair. It still looks a mess.
Oh look, an appearance from MJ!
Oh look, an appearance from MJ!
It looks like he couldn’t be bothered to glue his wig on properly. Or as if he added more hair clips to his syrup.bleeping hell, I'm riddled with Jamaican rum and even the cameraman couldn't be fucked with him.
The Nose obviously stayed at home with the Goblin.
I'm having a gander on TikTok.
Shabba!
That bleeping syrup!
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That bleeping syrup wants to go away.
Far, far away from Bognor Regis.
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Fjck me. Sorry about the spelling errors. 90% prof Jamaicam rum here.
Urgh, just catching up. So he's announced MasterChef and bought nearly 10,000 bots. What an absolutely sad little bleep.
Who is he kidding! Photoshop galore!What’s with the sad arse faceDid his big reveal not get the attention this twit needs to make his useless self feel better.Was it only at Butlins for one night?View attachment 3010029
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Ewww. No one can convince me he hasn’t put man sausage in his mouth.
Found this video of a previous cooking effort. 
www.bbc.co.uk
CBBC Dish Up - Jake Quickenden makes pizza
Jake Quickenden gets a lesson in pizza making from Lisa Faulkner.
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The bellend was scared his followers would drop below the famous 1m mark (in his head only) as he slept. How sad to buy followers before going to bed, saying that he is so tapped in the head he prolly woke up in the middle of the night to do so.So he's gained almost 10,000 followers overnight I've had a look and majority are bots. Sad sad man. With all these new followers his engagement should go up
Brilliant find! In the Wiki it will go!Found this video of a previous cooking effort.
CBBC Dish Up - Jake Quickenden makes pizza
Jake Quickenden gets a lesson in pizza making from Lisa Faulkner.
duck me, has he aged badly since 2015!
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Probably has nightmares about it. bleep.
I hope he's on the same MC episode as Vito from SCD
There's another making cookies too
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CBBC Dish Up - Jake Quickenden Makes Cookies
Lisa Faulkner shows Jake Quickenden how to make peanut butter cookies.
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Such a number to pick too, hardly subtle
" My mum loves baking".There's another making cookies too
CBBC Dish Up - Jake Quickenden Makes Cookies
Lisa Faulkner shows Jake Quickenden how to make peanut butter cookies.
Like duck the lazy bleep does. Feeding a working man a tiny dinner of a slice of frozen pizza and a few chips. Zelda's is a bleeping disgrace.
If there’s any clue in the order he followed others that are appearing, the first ones he followed, all on the same day, were Danielle Harold, Tamer Hassan, Christine McGuinness and Emma Thynn, so they might be who he’s with to start with. He did start following a few others a bit later but I’m hoping that doesn’t mean he got past the 1st roundI hope he's on the same MC episode as Vito from SCD
If anything is guarantee to make viewers switch off, it will be him and McGuinness on the same episode. Both desperate for attention, both love the camera (and themselves) far too much and both love a pity party
It will be a shitshow. He turns everything he does into absolute tit.If there’s any clue in the order he followed others that are appearing, the first ones he followed, all on the same day, were Danielle Harold, Tamer Hassan, Christine McGuinness and Emma Thynn, so they might be who he’s with to start with. He did start following a few others a bit later but I’m hoping that doesn’t mean he got past the 1st round
If anything is guarantee to make viewers switch off, it will be him and McGuinness on the same episode. Both desperate for attention, both love the camera (and themselves) far too much and both love a pity party
He’s had more chances than most to be on TV so face it Fakey it’s because you’re a talentless annoying attention seeking bellend.
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I’m amazed he’s not started going back at the ‘negative’ comments about him on the Masterchef instagram yet. Another couple I saw today. Definitely one tattler on there
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"Jake Thingy"I’m amazed he’s not started going back at the ‘negative’ comments about him on the Masterchef instagram yet. Another couple I saw today. Definitely one tattler on there