Has he had his forehead on the griddle??
Jake Quickenden #106 Foghorn Leghorn and Thomas Crook, desperate for attention look look look
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This thread is amazing
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Any one for a cup of tea from the tea-urn while Im there......? 
Brilliant!
I'm sure he'll rustle up a side order of a few slices of garlic dead too!
Anyone got any 'brown bread?? (Cockney rhyming slang for dead).Any one for a cup of tea from the tea-urn while Im there......?
I hope no-one brandishes a loaf of brown-bread at him, whilst filming
I'll hyperventilate if he cooks Spotted Dick as a dessert or a main consisting of sausages and carrots.I hope no-one brandishes a loaf of brown-bread at him, whilst filming
The programme with jakey on it will be sponsored by.......
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This thread is on fire today 
thanks for the laughs everyone 
Now all we need is footage of him at Butlins and thatβs my weekend made
thanks for the laughs everyone Now all we need is footage of him at Butlins and thatβs my weekend made 
Hello All,
I am currently in the Cannes (itβs work) but anyway, I am sat in a group of people (a few bore me) so I thought Iβll have a peak at my phone, took a mouthful of wine whilst reading the last few pages of the thread, started laughing, which caused me to have bleeping NOSE bubble of snot, choked more & the whole table just were in a panic I was choking, a man on another table came over to assist me. (So embarrassing, this has happened before though).
I was choking laughing at Dead & Butter pudding but I couldnβt tell anyone that.
Needed to share this. Sooo funny.
Hugs to all you funny fuckers - made my day
(mortified though)
I am currently in the Cannes (itβs work) but anyway, I am sat in a group of people (a few bore me) so I thought Iβll have a peak at my phone, took a mouthful of wine whilst reading the last few pages of the thread, started laughing, which caused me to have bleeping NOSE bubble of snot, choked more & the whole table just were in a panic I was choking, a man on another table came over to assist me. (So embarrassing, this has happened before though).
I was choking laughing at Dead & Butter pudding
but I couldnβt tell anyone that.Needed to share this. Sooo funny.
Hugs to all you funny fuckers - made my day
(mortified though)
I'll hyperventilate if he cooks Spotted Dick as a dessert or a main consisting of sausages and carrots.
" Stuffed Marrow "
For my own sanity I take breaks from this waste of space bellend, so I'm well behind.And 8am and itβs upβmade to be a dadβ
Now we know why heβs not worked this week. Heβs spent the time editing that reel together
Does he genuinely, hand on heart believe that he is a good dad?
The way Leo is neglected?
The way he treats Fred?
The lack of any work ethic or good example of any sort?
I could add 100 more things but I'll leave it at that.
Iβve only watched CM a couple of times but not in recent years. Itβs a few episodes with one group of celebs, usually shown in one week. Then the next week another group. I think two (?) go through to semi-finals in another week then the sixth and final week is the finals. Something along those lines but correct me if Iβm wrong. So if Fakey was only missing from TFM a week Iβm guessing he didnβt get past the first round? Or the next stage was filmed further down the line and he managed to keep quiet as to where he was?
I agree totally with you. She's as bad as him as well in that regard but I also think deluded in how she thinks he loves her. He doesn't.
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