Good. The more backlash the better. The storyline isn't fit for this day and age.
Bob was a fucking nonce!
Good. The more backlash the better. The storyline isn't fit for this day and age.the comments are in
Prolly only got the role cos many turned it down. As per usual he only gets the crumbs.Good. The more backlash the better. The storyline isn't fit for this day and age.
Bob was a fucking nonce!
The dead dad doppelganger of Andrew Tate.No work again this week then and the job he’s got lined up, he can’t be bothered to advertise, considering tickets went on sale for it yesterday. Barring what’s been mentioned here this morning about not wanting to draw attention to the character he’s playing, I still think he’s not saying anything, cos he’s hoping something else comes up so he can bin it off. Let’s be honest he is that deluded that he probably thinks once he’s been on Masterchef, the TV offers will come flooding in for himI so hope he went out in the first round and that why’s he had his fake mental health episode the same week
Anyway Father’s Day.
These were his two posts from last year. Wonder if we’ll get the same pictures again of his dad and the same old crap written about him. Just also noticed the hashtags he wrote
So here’s some of my own for him #attentionseeker, #griefthief, #wanker, #letyourdadrestinpeace, #desperatecuntthatwilluseanythingforinstacontent, etc….
It was a film of its time. The author, Andrea Dunbar based that and other work on her own life in the north east in the 70s/80s.Good. The more backlash the better. The storyline isn't fit for this day and age.
Bob was a fucking nonce!
Brilliant @CrazyBaldhead I think we need that as the next thread title!The dead dad doppelganger of Andrew Tate.
Next thread title .The dead dad doppelganger of Andrew Tate.
How does it work if you sign up for a lead role and are plastered over all the posters etc, then nearer the time you just bin it off with no valid reason. Do the companies have any way of claiming off him?No work again this week then and the job he’s got lined up, he can’t be bothered to advertise, considering tickets went on sale for it yesterday. Barring what’s been mentioned here this morning about not wanting to draw attention to the character he’s playing, I still think he’s not saying anything, cos he’s hoping something else comes up so he can bin it off. Let’s be honest he is that deluded that he probably thinks once he’s been on Masterchef, the TV offers will come flooding in for himI so hope he went out in the first round and that why’s he had his fake mental health episode the same week
Anyway Father’s Day.
These were his two posts from last year. Wonder if we’ll get the same pictures again of his dad and the same old crap written about him. Just also noticed the hashtags he wrote
So here’s some of my own for him #attentionseeker, #griefthief, #wanker, #letyourdadrestinpeace, #desperatecuntthatwilluseanythingforinstacontent, etc….
I think they claim off the insurance, but his name would be mud thereafter.How does it work if you sign up for a lead role and are plastered over all the posters etc, then nearer the time you just bin it off with no valid reason. Do the companies have any way of claiming off him?
I don’t know. You’d think so thoughHow does it work if you sign up for a lead role and are plastered over all the posters etc, then nearer the time you just bin it off with no valid reason. Do the companies have any way of claiming off him?
I'm picturing the scene -Just read it was the 15th June last year, they announced the official line up for ‘celebrity’ Masterchef, so don’t reckon we’ll have long to wait, for the worlds worst kept secret to be confirmedI bet his mood will pick up then, knowing he can use it for content and that he’ll be on primetime TV soon I wonder if he mentions his dead dad and brother in it? Pretty sure he’s never appeared on anything without bringing them up 🥱
Are we doing a bingo for Fathers Day?
Fucking brilliantI'm picturing the scene -
Greg Wallace to John Torode - *whispering* "Why's that dickhead taken his top off?"
John Torode - "Fuck knows, mate, but I can smell him from here"
GW - "Well, Jake, what have you made today and why did you choose this particular recipe?"
JQ - " I'm making herby creamy tomto chicken penne and..."
JT (interrupting) - "Is that an empty HelloFresh box in the bin?"
JQ (pouting) - "No. Anyway, mate, as I was saying, I made this peng dish today because my dad died and he really liked chicken. And pasta."
GW - "Oh I'm sorry to hear your father passed away, this must be a difficult time for you"
JQ - "To be honest bruv he died in 2008, I'm doing it for my dead brother mostly though"
JT - "Oh that's terrible, Jake, when did your brother pass?"
JQ - "Twelve years ago bruv. He liked chicken too. I think he liked pasta, can't really remember"
JT and GW exchange glances.
GW - "This is an interesting garnish, Jake, can you talk us through it?"
JQ - "They're CBD gummies bruv, so you chillax while you eat your chicken. Clever, ent it? Use my code JAKE50 for fifty percent off..."
JT - " Jake this is the BBC, advertising isn't allowed"
JQ - " Well that's pretty shit isn't it? Not fair, don't give me grief, I've even had fucking MASTERCHEF 2024 WINNER tattooed on me already, can't you make an exception for me bro?"
GW - "Please stop swearing!"
* some time later*
JT - "We're really impressed with what you've all created here but unfortunately someone will be going home today. That person is.....Jake"
*audible sigh of relief in studio from contestants and crew*
Cameraman to production runner *whispers* "Thank fuck for that, he fucking stinks and those turkey teef keep causing a glare when I'm filming"
JQ - "That's not fucking right, bruv! Why you booting me off? You paid me to do this, you gotta get your money's worth mate! What if I gave you all my HelloFresh discount codes? Or a blow job?"
Production Manager (on walkie talkie) - "Security to studio 5, please. Immediately"
That is absolutely hilarious - excellent bit of writing that - well done @bluecupsI'm picturing the scene -
Greg Wallace to John Torode - *whispering* "Why's that dickhead taken his top off?"
John Torode - "Fuck knows, mate, but I can smell him from here"
GW - "Well, Jake, what have you made today and why did you choose this particular recipe?"
JQ - " I'm making herby creamy tomto chicken penne and..."
JT (interrupting) - "Is that an empty HelloFresh box in the bin?"
JQ (pouting) - "No. Anyway, mate, as I was saying, I made this peng dish today because my dad died and he really liked chicken. And pasta."
GW - "Oh I'm sorry to hear your father passed away, this must be a difficult time for you"
JQ - "To be honest bruv he died in 2008, I'm doing it for my dead brother mostly though"
JT - "Oh that's terrible, Jake, when did your brother pass?"
JQ - "Twelve years ago bruv. He liked chicken too. I think he liked pasta, can't really remember"
JT and GW exchange glances.
GW - "This is an interesting garnish, Jake, can you talk us through it?"
JQ - "They're CBD gummies bruv, so you chillax while you eat your chicken. Clever, ent it? Use my code JAKE50 for fifty percent off..."
JT - " Jake this is the BBC, advertising isn't allowed"
JQ - " Well that's pretty shit isn't it? Not fair, don't give me grief, I've even had fucking MASTERCHEF 2024 WINNER tattooed on me already, can't you make an exception for me bro?"
GW - "Please stop swearing!"
* some time later*
JT - "We're really impressed with what you've all created here but unfortunately someone will be going home today. That person is.....Jake"
*audible sigh of relief in studio from contestants and crew*
Cameraman to production runner *whispers* "Thank fuck for that, he fucking stinks and those turkey teef keep causing a glare when I'm filming"
JQ - "That's not fucking right, bruv! Why you booting me off? You paid me to do this, you gotta get your money's worth mate! What if I gave you all my HelloFresh discount codes? Or a blow job?"
Production Manager (on walkie talkie) - "Security to studio 5, please. Immediately"
Thats the first thing he’s said that right …By the fucking look of him, it just has.
That nose strip is really grating on me. He looks a complete twat.
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