Jake Quickenden #106 Foghorn Leghorn and Thomas Crook, desperate for attention look look look

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When Gail was getting a trim did anyone else hear flaps say Fred's wanted to go to shop and fakey aggressively said where did he get the money from?
 
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When Gail was getting a trim did anyone else hear flaps say Fred's wanted to go to shop and fakey aggressively said where did he get the money from?
Well spotted! Just went back and listened, he sounded angry and then the video cut off. Wonder what else he said afterwards?

Maybe, Fakey, he got some money from his dad? You know, the fit guy in a happy relationship with a newborn baby, who doesn't pimp his kids out to pay the bills? Maybe Fred's dad was sensitive enough to ensure Fred didn't feel pushed out by the baby and gave him some money to treat himself to a game or toy? But you wouldn't understand that would you Fakey? You and Flapz are quite happy to show obvious preference to Dusty Bin, the insufferable mardy little goblin, and treat Fred like shit.
 
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Sound like fakes jealous cos his half sons got money and he hasn't

Bet that hairdresser was loving life trying to cut that mop with sticky lollipop fingers all over it and the rest of the clampits watching

Flapz is in hiding again but just had to let people know she's still there
 
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Let her hide her balding head and fucked up, gormless pot-holed MJ face. Pity he didn't catch a bacterial infection in that nasty piss tub today.

Any hair cut that Goblin had today isn't going to improve anything redeemable. He is fucked.

The whole family are Colchester inbreds. They would have been locked up in a loft to rot in Victorian times.

Scumbags.
 
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He is a supreme saddo! Sam got kicked out from the villa first, but bellend Fakey followed him quickly like a lovesick slut!
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The reel he did with Zelda, he put on TT this morning. He got barely any comments and under 100 likes and I’ve just noticed he’s now deleted it from there Remember this is the person who isn’t bothered by social media engagement
Poor Fakey. Every platform is over him..
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“Keep going dad” from Gail. Total BS. If you are going to lie, at least make it believable. I burst out laughing at the time. He followed it with his fake cry.
 
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What a horrible bastard! Good spot for hearing that. Why would you even question where Fred had got money from?

He is so unhappy in his own life no matter what he says. Whinging on about how shit he’s felt, he shares everything online but has failed to mention that he’s happy for Fred because he’s got another brother. Can imagine him telling Fred that his new baby brother isn’t as cute as the goblin

I think it’s no coincidence that he’s unfollowed some of the ITV programs. He’s learnt his “TV career” has vanished this week and I for one couldn’t be happier.
 
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I wanted to change my profile! Mr angry bastard!! This came up in my search……. 3 years on and this person wasn’t wrong
Wow he hasn’t changed one bit for the better in fact he’s worse

Spot on @bluecups what you said about Freddie

Shows himself right up there he thinks he knows Freddie has no money because he gives him fuck all!!!!!!! Takes all his child benefit and maintenance and pisses it all away

Grifted some tickets to Taylor Swift fakey/nose???? Even Chazza managed to go
 
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Just read it was the 15th June last year, they announced the official line up for ‘celebrity’ Masterchef, so don’t reckon we’ll have long to wait, for the worlds worst kept secret to be confirmed I bet his mood will pick up then, knowing he can use it for content and that he’ll be on primetime TV soon I wonder if he mentions his dead dad and brother in it? Pretty sure he’s never appeared on anything without bringing them up 🥱
Are we doing a bingo for Fathers Day?
 
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Flappy is definitely in the background of Fakeys last story where Leo’s having his hair cut. I wonder if she’s had even more work done and that why she’s absent yet again on insta?
She’s hiding cos she has nothing to offer on Insta. Her ‘new travel business’ is bringing in peanuts.
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Fakey’s voice defo irritates Fakey. He only smiled when Flapz spoke.
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Pig ugly bellend. His face is so sun damaged!
 
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Well, all quiet on the Fakey front. I would have thought by now we would have seen Gail's new hair-do.

I'm still appalled at the prick being cast as Bob. It's possibly the worst decision they could have ever made. He's not fit for the part whatsoever. He'll be wooden as fuck.
 
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