Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

[OnlyJustSaying]

Nah, he rolled out Freddie instead!

Wowww, he is cray cray!

 

[Turtledove58]

Copying off Gemma Atkinson much???

The food he put out looked like flappys breakfast

That’s exactly my thoughts! except, she has knowledge and patience plus an enormous empathy

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Fakey trying Flappys trick of commenting on your own post

 

[gagzi]

Where is that post? I can't find it on his grid

Where is that post? I can't find it on his grid

Do you know I've just looked on his grid too and can't see it ..It just happened to be there when I was scrolling through. It was Ronaldo talking to another guy about how he deals with stress

 

[Turtledove58]

The whole point of that "teaching" video was to show us Leo was wearing pants not a nappy! That's wrong on do many levels

Squirrels cause mega damage if they can get in your roof, your usually ok if your house is properly maintained ....oh dear ...

I’m hoping and praying that this will happen

 

[Mark81]

Wasn't Jake announced for this in Colchester? I thought it was odd at the time, but looking at these venues in the official press release I don't think his venue is part of the official tour.

So is he actually in some sort of amateur production or something?

Elf the Musical to tour this winter

Buddy is back on the open road!

www.whatsonstage.com

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Why is he commenting on her post.And her comeback shouldn’t have been at least I wish my hair(dopey cow) she should have said at least it’s my own hair

Two reasons. Being his usual passive aggressive self but will say it’s ‘banter’ and it helps her engagement and that’s also the reason she’s replied 🥱

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Wiki Ref: 10/05/24

Out again in London for a Full Monty cast reunion. Nice of him to compare Alice to the stalker character Martha in Baby Reindeer. Has he been electrocuted today as his syrup is looking beyond ridiculous!

 

[Turmeric123]

What

A fucking prick. Hooking onto something again.

Ps: sorry for the lack of posts because this site is lagging on my phone. X

Have you tried using a different browser - that was happening me until I started using Chrome xx

 

[mollyann]

How can you see if they are buying bots as no way she’s jumped from 82 to 84 thousand

 

[Nixxs]

Who uses one of them rollers on their hair hahaha it will pull it out stupid mare. Just use your fingertips, you know like hair dressers do

 

[VC10]

She has ruined her face and no filter can hide her skin. Pink PJs on too. Thought she’d had them in Vinted


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WTF is that? She looks ludicrous?

 

[Frosty knickers]

I wonder if his 'ADHD' diagnoses has come about so later down the line he can say his son also has it?!

Does he have an official diagnosis

 

[Turtledove58]

I feel like joining twitter just to join in

My turtles tell me about it and I loose interest! All political shite

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Don’t tell me he’s fucked off out again without the wife and kids?

He's posted this.

 

[plattyjoobs]

Anyone know how to make a new thread? Is there a most votes thread title contender? Plattyjoobs had a good one...
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I can do it if you’re happy for me to use this

 

[Turtledove58]

Were these today? Cos if they were he’s already deleted them I think

Yes!!!! Ive not checked back, my big turtles came for free food and snacks

 

[IamMyaJ]

She’s giving briggsy a run for her money with that forehead

 

[Vanilla Ice]

Whining and moaning as he walks for miles
Hope he gets blisters, chub rub and piles.
Giant nose and sticking out ears
You really can’t miss him, I’m hoping for tears.
Filming all day, talking all night
Boring his companions with all his shite.
36 hours of attention seeking
By the time he’s done he’ll be proper reeking.
At the finish line he spots a stick and a spud
Oh wait! No no, it’s Flaps and the Dud.

I do love a good rhyme and this one is excellent and spot on - I seem to have lost my mojo recently writing poems about this idiot as everyday it’s just rinse and repeat
#groundhogday

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

At the rate he's doing these insta stories, he'll run out of phone battery soon

Let’s not forget his phone is also old and battered so we will see.