Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

[Frosty knickers]

Is she not a veggie?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Off Limits are certainly going full pelt at the moment trying to get his face out there Nothing from Polly yet.

Has little Chris & Polly parrot opened their wallets to the wonderful cause?

 

[plattyjoobs]

New thread Fakeys

Jake Quickenden #105 he really is the turd that just won’t flush

New thread Fakeys, title courtesy of a twitter user who was unimpressed by seeing Jacob first thing in the morning. I’ve been dipping in and out so someone else might have to recap, but our favourite (?) moaning minnie is currently undergoing a gruelling charity walk that he doesn’t appear to...

tattle.life

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

(12/05)

For anyone having a bad day, well fear no more. Things could be worse. You too could be trying to make friends with a SQUIRREL!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Look at the latest account he’s started following Trying to grift for Flappys Mother’s Day present? You know the same Flappy who had laser hair removal but advertises razors

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Honestly it’s embarrassing how giddy he is cos he’s at a film premiere. Most z listers are at these every week what’s even more embarrassing is, the fact he’s out and posting a reel on Instagram and now sharing it on his stories cos no one can be bothered to interact with it

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Their neighbours must absolutely hate him. Constantly shouting his dumb mouth off. Again, no sign of Miss Piggy; probably hates him being at home now. The length of that kid's hair is beyond a joke.

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Using the side by side yet again just surprised he’s not used the normal troll picture. I reckon he’s been reading here again this morning. No troll picture and talking about lockdown? Coincidence. I doubt it

What an unfortunate looking goblin.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Yes!!!! Ive not checked back, my big turtles came for free food and snacks

When were they posted cos he's dirty deleted them

 

[Philimena cunk]

I just don’t understand why he keeps wearing haggard looking outfits from yesteryear. They are brassic no matter how they fake it on insta!

I reckon she'll put all his stuff on vinted.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

I see he dusted off his Herman Munster shoes for his big night out...


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He doesn’t have much to choose from. Skint bellend!
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I'm way behind but my goodness, she has ruined her looks. She was a nice looking girl. She looks like an alien or something now


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That’s what cheap tweakments do to ya. She looks hideous. Sorry!

 

[JazzFan]

What’s this Four oceans travel she’s advertising now.. it’s not her is it as it’s saying independent!

Probably a scam like Chazza Dawson is flogging

 

[Sarivng2022]

Probably got a fiver in his back pocket and with train fare they really are living the high life.Has she not got the memo and those shoes lol no words neededView attachment 2955181View attachment 2955180

Apparently these ballet pumps are in . Can't remember the designer company who did them initially and wanted £600 for them! but I saw another influencer say Dune had a good dupe for much less. Think Flaps are the Primark version

 

[intheindustry]

Ugly child.

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Not a huge improvement - still gormless.

 

[JazzFan]

He literally turns my stomach. I bet his boxers has skid marks. We know he is very unhygienic.

From last time too judging by how much she doesnt wash socks

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Her dad passed away

Whose dad passed away, Hinch's?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Must be

She’s sobbing in the corner wishing she had a PA to open all the packages that overwhelm her or filming the jeans reel

@CrazyBaldhead been working fine for me

Must be my end. The lagging is shocking.

 

[JazzFan]

Twatly is doing the competition on GMB, fucked it up

What did he do?

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

He’s only blagged an invite cos everyone that normally goes to these are in Cannes Shows how irrelevant he is that he can’t even get an invite for his beard

Correct. All the Z list hoes influencers , sorry boss bitches fly out & believe me the demand is there. I have only worked through one festival & it’s mayhem & if you ain’t A list or a billionaire or ingrain in the palm it’s very different to everyone else’s experience. But z lists can get to certain events, but very few get to a film premiere there as it’s mainly industry.

The media attention there is CRAZY, it’s daunting when you see hundreds of cameras & screaming journalists, it would fill me with anxiety - even witnessing it I felt anxious.

There is ALOT of hooking going on & if you see a random person there during the festival aka reality star z list … you know why.

 

[AngryManc]

Read the Wiki. Your eyes will water!

What's the Wiki? Xx

 

[Nannywanny59]

What’s this Four oceans travel she’s advertising now.. it’s not her is it as it’s saying independent!