Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

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His entire life is spent following and stalking any z lister who gets any work.Alice seems a nice girl and of course he uses her for likes as his awful mum obviously said to filming a crap dance reel.Both him and her are so boring beige and I’m loving he’s got no work
 
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I think it was Waterloo he showed himself at? He could easily of driven to the outskirts of London and then got the tube. That’s what a lot of people do from Essex. If he’d caught the train from Colchester, he would have been eyefucking himself on the train like he usually does, so I’m inclined to think he’s definitely driven some of the way.
 
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Superb thread title @Turmeric123 And the Crazy recap as ever the business!

How UNRELATABLE is Flaps as an influencer or whatever she thinks she is? She's obviously had something done to her face - nothing is said, no recount, nothing relatable for her alleged followers to tune into. She then publicly states she's having a lip flip. Radio silence following this. But she wants her 'Guyyyys' to comment on a pair of black, ugly slip ons which only just disguise her freshly battered skate wing feet. Make your mind up Flaps. Who is your audience? What message are you trying to project? Keep the dialogue open. You can't just post the bits that suit you.
 
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Or maybe he’s brought them with him as his house keys are also attached on the same bunch of keys?
 
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Or maybe he’s brought them with him as his house keys are also attached on the same bunch of keys?
I would have said the same if it wasn't for the fact he has done it before and don't forget he arrived at his mum's with Leo and he was absolutely steaming
 
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I would have said the same if it wasn't for the fact he has done it before and don't forget he arrived at his mum's with Leo and he was absolutely steaming
Also I’ll still say if he got the train from Colchester, he would have been on his stories. If he doesn’t show himself on the train on the way home, I still think it’s very possible he’s driven. We know there’s no way he’d have paid for an Uber or cab from home
 
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Following on from what others have said, for the amount of thirst trap photos she posts she gets zero interest from guys in the comments
 
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Her nose . What with his wig today and now her nose, its made my day .
 
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Following on from what others have said, for the amount of thirst trap photos she posts she gets zero interest from guys in the comments
I mentioned this and it’s got fuck all to do with her being married, cos blokes on Instagram that comment on women’s posts, don’t care about that. I’ve seen plenty of married women in the ‘public’ eye get suggestive comments from men. The thing is, like with him, there’s a real unattractiveness about them because they themselves think they’re so hot. Genuinely as a woman, I’d happily say when I think another woman is pretty but I look at her and I cannot see one attractive thing about her at all
 
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Definitely not got the engagement he was expecting/hoping for on this
Who’s calling those shorts he is wearing today, being the equivalent of his brown trousers, throughout the summer
 

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freshly battered skate wing feet has absolutely done me in
 
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Wiki Ref: 03/05/24

Self-taping with the enabler, who laughs at everything he does, even though he's not remotely funny.

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As if 4 million people needed to know of creepy Joe where to watch the interview.He really gives me the creeps and of course the only one with his phone on record
He’s a proper weirdo. I guess anything for engagement by adding the interview link.
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Look at him charging his phone! Why ain’t I surprised! He can’t stay off that bloody phone.
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And they've done yet another embarrassingly bad dance reel.

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Prolly the only reason he went to meet them. There is always an ulterior motive! All for a crappy dance reel.
 
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You just know all these clothes are being returned. They are all hideous!

WTF are those shoes?

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Those fucking doooooorrrrrrsssssss!
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*clang clang, bang banging* those bottles on the table.
The nonstop lip smacking
'tennn out of tennnn guyyyys'

Either learn how to influence properly or bore off.
That sauce company should ask her to remove the tag. She's done a shocking job.
 
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