Jake Quickenden #104 Fakey, Flaps, a brand new cat and Fakey's still begging off DoorMatt.

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Of course rather than enjoy the night as away from his family he’s on his phone.
 
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That posh sauce AD (not marked as) her nose looks like Miss Piggy, yeah I said it
 
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He cant stay home with his family at all can he!!! 2 days on the bounce hes out.
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That posh sauce AD (not marked as) her nose looks like Miss Piggy, yeah I said it
I liked her nose at first, I thought it suited her. But it does absolutely look like miss piggy now, especially from the side.
 
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I so wish Leo kicked out Fakey’s turkey teeth with those repeated foot slaps he was giving him! Fakey didn’t stop him cos he wanted content for insta. Seeing his teeth flying out of his mouth would have been epic.
 
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Did she just buy up all the different sauces and pretend it's an ad to make herself look busy?

So is this the "lip flip" then because she sounds like she's having trouble talking properly and it really doesn't look good.

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And they've done yet another embarrassingly bad dance reel.

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He can’t just go and socialise without being a prick and filming it. I hate having my picture taken so I would hate to be in his company knowing the phone is always out. Surprised he got invited to go with them

Off topic but his lover boy Danny not doing Bonnie and Clyde anymore? Sure he had an insta grid post about it a while ago but can’t see it anymore. Maybe I’m just imagining it.
 
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Has she had her nostrils made smaller lol.Dear god give it up woman at only 31 you look really scary
 
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Of course rather than enjoy the night as away from his family he’s on his phone.View attachment 2927295
With the charger attached to the phone as well

Also in the last video in his house that was uploaded where he's talking about the piers Morgan interview you can actually see last nights left over gear still stuck to his nose hairs
 
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With the charger attached to the phone as well

Also in the last video in his house that was uploaded where he's talking about the piers Morgan interview you can actually see last nights left over gear still stuck to his nose hairs
Great spot!

 
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“The power of Piers Morgan”. Goes to show how thick Fakey is. Baby reindeer is the no1 Netflix series globally. Anyone interviewing Martha on screen for the 1st time would have major numbers as everyone wants to listen to what spews out of her mouth. Or is Fakey sucking up to Piers, hoping for an interview lollllll. Btw Fakey gets uglier as each second goes by.
 
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So that’s the real reason he met up with them today. So he could get another reel with Alice. I don’t know why he bothers because she outshines him every single time and shows him up for the complete attention seeking amateur he is. Can’t imagine what it’s like to not be able to go out and socialise with people, without filming it all and putting it on social media. What a sad twat he is
 
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Fakeys seen both CH & Danny Boy in 2 days, he must be ready to explode
Notice how they all look like they need some SPF on this "reunion", the great sarcoma ambassador strikes again
 
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I know he did show himself at the train station but I don't buy it maybe getting his car from somewhere he left it yesterday at least 3 times I've seen car keys on the table next to his elbow and if you go on Alice's stories there were empty pint glasses then an empty wine glass he just tried to hide what he's got in his glass now but it doesn't matter you can tell he is pissed!
 
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