Jake Quickenden #101 Flakey Fakey's still workshy, he kissed the boys & made Flapz cry!

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Ok guys my attempt for a bingo!!

They are going to land whereever they are and jake is going to share the tiktok with the elvis sound that's popular right now where they jump over the camera in the airport into their destination.
 
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She was on and off with Fred’s dad for years and years, really toxic volatile relationship! Before she was even pregnant with Freddie, Rob cheated on her - when Flapz found out she posted intimate pictures of Fred’s dad online (him covered in his own jizz etc). It was a huge deal at the time in Colchester - unsure how it went down but they eventually got deleted and lo and behold she was then pregnant with Fred’s!
bleeping hell, what a psycho witch, gets dumped, she’s pregnant- sounds familiar 🤔
 
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Actually doesn’t surprise me with that tea on flaps. She’s as desperate, nasty and as toxic as fakey. It’s pretty obvious to all of us how shite their marriage is, but I really do think they’re awful to each other. Poor kids!
 
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Nasty witch, obviously it’s bad if Freddie’s Dad cheated on her however it’s no excuse for her to react like that the vicious little bleep. That is why I don’t feel sorry for her, I can imagine she gives as good as she gets with Fakey, they are both wankers that deserve each other.
 
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Was not expecting that tea today 🤣

What an embarrassing silly mare to behave like that. She’s obviously a nutter! Well suited. Poor kids, haven’t got a chance with idiots like this for parents.
 
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Wow😳😳😳 some piping hot tea there☕☕☕

Mexico is my new guess for where they've gone, Flaps bucket list is not kid friendly, selfish twats both of them. Ready for pics of them tanning to duck and Gail filling his face and Fakey being a bleep to Freddie🤬🤬🤬
 
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Wow😳😳😳 some piping hot tea there☕☕☕

Mexico is my new guess for where they've gone, Flaps bucket list is not kid friendly, selfish twats both of them. Ready for pics of them tanning to duck and Gail filling his face and Fakey being a bleep to Freddie🤬🤬🤬
No doubt her bucket list is absolutely boring. Her idea of a bucket list destination would probably equal a week in Blackpool for most.

It will be all forced smiles, set up videos (1, 2, 3 action), Fred looking nervous and Gail eating all the time. A few days into the holiday, RatBoy will be getting restless, Flapz's face will look like a slapped arse then his digs at her will start.

We'll no doubt get another "You've gotta get your money's worth" moment. Fancy just becoming unemployed and celebrating it by going on a useless holiday and taking your child out of school for a week.

Absolute imbeciles. 🤡🤡
 
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Nasty witch, obviously it’s bad if Freddie’s Dad cheated on her however it’s no excuse for her to react like that the vicious little bleep. That is why I don’t feel sorry for her, I can imagine she gives as good as she gets with Fakey, they are both wankers that deserve each other.
Remember when Gail said mummy hit daddy 🧐🧐
 
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Alice is a fangirling bellend but I do feel a bit sorry for her. The silly cow has written a heartfelt message to him in that naff scrapbook she's made and he's filmed it and shared it with his followers. I'd be pissed off if I'd written a soppy message to someone and it got reposted for everyone to see. But then again if she's such a fan she'd know he shares everything like his mouth ulcers, his son's faeces and tales of his own bowel movements. No need for him to share that scrapbook at all. But then again it's probably the first time in his whole life a co-worker has said anything nice about him, no wonder he's in bits about it 😂
If they do Vegas I wonder if she’s trying to go to Coachella as well with all the other insta huns.

If it’s that type of holiday would be ridiculous for the boys though. That would mean Zelda would refuse to have babysat.

I think he’s also mentioned that he’s done an 8 month tour in the post so they won’t get any backlash because he deserves the break. He still had two nights off a week, a ski break and many weeks off in between so he’s full of tit.
Vegas would be a odd place to go with kids. Not even allowed to walk through the casinos if under 21. I know there's more entertainment there now and not as much gambling but it's not really a family holiday destination. That'll be the next adults only trip probably. Fakey will think he's big enough to get a residency. Lol
People saying about Disney but she could have gone to the California one when she was visiting her sister if she was that bothered. She had the kids with her and probably would have been more fun than the dessert she took them too! They have the star wars and harry potter bits there as well.
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She was on and off with Fred’s dad for years and years, really toxic volatile relationship! Before she was even pregnant with Freddie, Rob cheated on her - when Flapz found out she posted intimate pictures of Fred’s dad online (him covered in his own jizz etc). It was a huge deal at the time in Colchester - unsure how it went down but they eventually got deleted and lo and behold she was then pregnant with Fred’s!
That would be illegal now. Revenge porn. She could have been Essex's female Stephen Bear.
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You mean small Travelodge TVs!
Even the ones in Premier inns are bigger than their telly now!
 
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Cheeky bugger he likes it when it’s a freebie!
Exactly. Only saying he doesn’t like Dubai so it gives him the excuse not to go there. We all know the real reason is because they can’t afford the nicer hotels and it’s too expensive for them to do anything while they are there. Both their trips there, they basically did nothing apart from eat at the hotel and sit at the pool/beach.
 
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I’m definitely doing something wrong if she can “afford” skiing, USA and this holiday all in the space of 4 months and being unemployed
 
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🐔 WHERE IS LOVELY PURDY THATS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW 😔 😟...
Probably got a timed release good thing and a litter box, they don’t care the cat was got for content
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🐔 WHERE IS LOVELY PURDY THATS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW 😔 😟...
Probably got a timed release good thing and a litter box, they don’t care the cat was got for content
 
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