Jake Quickenden #100 1 Million Followers, 100 Threads, 1% Engagement & 0% Likeability!

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VC10

He's always over the Moon, and happy as Larry, in young lads/ young guys company .....
All smiles ; ecstatic..........

When he's with flapz, face dropped ; passive- aggressive , barking at his ( non) performing seal , Maris......
 
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Joon

Too many favourites but my favourite of all time is your Jack Nicholson wank as for me that sums him up xxx Congratulations x
 
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Katewinsletsknee

Hey Everyone.

I totally forgot about this ….

But this was the cherry on the cake of who he really is - a FUCKING CUNT.

(Goes back on Twitter to find that idiot)
 

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PrincessJeanie

He might be quiet on instagram but he’s loaded both of these on tiktok today
 

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Jane_Mcdonald

Katewinsletsknee said:
Hey Everyone.

I totally forgot about this ….

But this was the cherry on the cake of who he really is - a FUCKING CUNT.

(Goes back on Twitter to find that idiot)
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That clip shows just what a fucking horrible cunt he is

Fucksake Jeanie, trying to get Gail to do a dance, ney fucking chance of that
 
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bluecups

Pete Wicks pushing him in the mud will forever be my fave Fakey moment. He was genuinely fucking livid What I love most about it is that usually when people fall over, there's a collective cheer when they get up again. Not with this. There's a stunned silence as he's face down in the mud and when he gambols out of it and gets up there's a very audible disappointed "Ohhhh" noise from everyone there ahahaha.
EVERYONE HATES FAKEY!

Big love to Queen @CrazyBaldhead for pulling out these clips to take us down memory lane and for the excellent work on the Wiki


ONE HUNDRED THREADS BRUV/BRO/BABY!!!!!!
 
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PrincessJeanie

Jane_Mcdonald said:
That clip shows just what a fucking horrible cunt he is

Fucksake Jeanie, trying to get Gail to do a dance, new fucking chance of that
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He’s fucking pathetic. Can’t obviously rope flappy in at the moment, so uses Leo instead What 35 year old ‘man’ suddenly decides he wants to do all these dance challenges that people half his age have been doing? As for his attire in it
If this is him trying to put himself out there for SCD yet again, he’s just making himself look a total and utter dickhead
 
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TheCat'sMother

Brilliant thread title!

I liked the dayglo camper-than-a-row-of-tents ski suit that Fakey wore last year.
 
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Heneghs

A1 parenting by the prick when he put a plastic bag on jabbas head
What an awesome Moment
Oh and dressing up as a mosquito will go down in history as the ultimate cringefest
 
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Katewinsletsknee

PrincessJeanie said:
He might be quiet on instagram but he’s loaded both of these on tiktok today
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This shows how FUCKING DUMB but also his constant need for validation off stranger. He looks a prick.
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CrazyBaldhead said:
What a horrid cunt. I can imagine him being a right nasty bitch to live with.
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The tune is very telling - an influencer, that cunts hasn’t influence a thing in his life. I would feel embarrassed if my husband spent his free time attempting to learn dances to put on TikTok ?
 
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Robin71

Ooh he has a fwend round everyone a fwend! No idea who the bloke is and his kid is more unfortunate looking than the goblin who is in prison grey as usual let's hope he doesn't do yet another tik tok dance with him
 
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bluecups

@CrazyBaldhead do you have anything in the video vaults from the stag weekend from hell please? That's definitely in the Fakey Hall Of Shame Fame, it was SO obvious they all hated him
 
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JazzFan

Robin71 said:
Ooh he has a fwend round everyone a fwend! No idea who the bloke is and his kid is more unfortunate looking than the goblin who is in prison grey as usual let's hope he doesn't do yet another tik tok dance with him
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Is it his dealer?
 
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Katewinsletsknee

PANTO BOY

We ALL know you have NO FRIENDS.

(We know you count your bank as your friend, correction mother, but she’s just that - a mother)

Love Tattle x
 
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Shesaidwhat?

CrazyBaldhead said:
Seeing as this is our 100th thread Fakeys, requests for your all-time favourite clips will be posted throughout this thread, so get your requests in and I will get them out of the Crazy Archives for you all!

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It may have already been requested but have you got the I think it was Children in Need and Joe Wicks was doing some sort of live work out. Fakey was hanging round like a bad smell and Joe said something like “The main man is here” to the crowd and Fakey thought he meant him but was actually meaning someone dressed as Ali G?
 
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