Jack Monroe #99 Great Eggspectations

[HotesTilaire]

mod edit probably not a good idea to share your address, jack is just threatening as per usual.

Don’t share your address! If Jack sorry Zoe gives us the lawyer’s details I am happy to provide my address etc to the lawyer. Ditto Police.

 

[colouredlines]

Can we have a welfare check in Southend please? Silence for 2 hours

Unorthodox time for a dinosaur nap, but she IS a maverick after all.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Did she reply to the eloquent and intelligent squiggle who told her to sit her arse back down as she spoilt her ballot paper? Or did she pretend it never happened as per?

Ps. Vlad is telling us what’s happening to R Jackie’s career and socials right now.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Ooo!!! We are fast approaching our centerery thread. Our....sentientenery thread. Or something.

 

[jenny2603]

NOOOOO! Does she actually think real falafel is made from cooked chickpeas? omg i am speechless this has ended me

Incidentally, That Man has a lovely recipe for vegan burgers made with canned chickpeas and amongst other things a fancy fresh lemon. You forget sometimes after reading so much Jack horror that appealing recipes are out there in the wild.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Unorthodox time for a dinosaur nap, but she IS a maverick after all.

Nah hah. Just realised she's doing some of The List.

 

[SoulRebel]

I don't know if this is breaching Tattle rules or not, but this is how to get in touch with me, Jack. *Removed*. Get the duck off with your dafty comments about the police and lawyers.

mod edit probably not a good idea to share your address, jack is just threatening as per usual.

I know what are saying and thank you very Matt much but I wish someone would call her out.

 

[Themaninblack]

Ooo!!! We are fast approaching our centerery thread. Our....sentientenery thread. Or something.

Definite vote for #100 - The Sentientenary Thread!

 

[live laugh loathe]

Alan these just get better every time. I always think ‘oh grandpa joe can’t be topped’ and then ‘oh suits you can’t be topped’ but this is just sublime

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Unorthodox time for a dinosaur nap, but she IS a maverick after all.

Unorthodox? How very dare you! She uses kosher salt..

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s so embarrassing. Read literally any live blog/article and they will explain the timeline and the importance of various bits. She’s just peacocking. Just ssshhhh

 

[LavaFlake]

She’s so embarrassing. Read literally any live blog/article and they will explain the timeline and the importance of various bits. She’s just peacocking. Just ssshhhh View attachment 299886View attachment 299888

Honestly what is the point in her parroting this, you're not Reuters love!

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Back to Jack

 

[Tabitha D]

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I'm sorry to pick on a squiggle, normally I try not to, but ideas for flour? Or potatoes? I don't understand anything anymore.

Is it possible this is someone taking the piss? If not, it’s difficult to imagine that they are so thick that they think Jack has the answers when Google is out there and would give you much better ones.

 

[Silver Linings]

ETA - top one has been deleted.

 

[colouredlines]

Complete list of all people following Jack Monroe for American election commentary:

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[Fraggle]

Idea for a thread title.

#100 Jack Monroe Notorious B.E.G

 

[live laugh loathe]

She’s as bad as my boyfriend who has been parroting the guardian commentary on the election at me for 48 hours now.

eta of course I am joking mr LLL but still it’s bloody annoying

 

[Harrybosch]

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ETA - top one has been deleted.

Hun, I don't think it's one person counting all the votes.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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Doing the boys bedtime? He’s ten surely he can do his own bedtime? it’s not like he’s a toddler.