Jack Monroe #99 Great Eggspectations

[hydeist]

And ours in Scotland. A bag of broth mix and a bag of mixed soup/casserole veg and Bob's your parental sibling.

You'd think she'd know about it what with Scotland being her second home or whatever the duck

 

[JoyceDivision]

Squiggle wants ideas that are not pasta or kedgeree, Jack suggests....pasta or with rice

 

[colouredlines]

Hold on

I thought when she said she was starting Jack's lockdown larder again it was this business with the shed?? Filming it putting it on ...Igtv was it? Surely shes not just tweeting people ideas which she could do anytime? What was the shed for? Was it just a nightmare I had?

That was Jack Monroe's Leftover Larder. Sadly, we are unlikely to enjoy the dubious delights of watching Jack failing to make a curry live again soon.

 

[Harrybosch]

100g of tofu absolutely does NOT serve 2-3 people. Here you go. File this under ‘things you never saw yourself doing’ View attachment 298541

I just put the recipe in a calorie counter. If divided by two (she says it serves 2-3), it comes to 255 calories a portion. 120 of those are from the vegetable oil.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Squiggle wants ideas that are not pasta or kedgeree, Jack suggests....pasta or with rice
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'Rillettes' though. Not Fish paste or possibly Paté.
Rillettes.. Get fucked, Jack.

 

[jenny2603]

You'd think she'd know about it what with Scotland being her second home or whatever the duck

To be fair as her wee trip to Scotland entailed visiting Sainsburys, Five Guys and Dishoom it probably did feel like a home from home.

 

[JoyceDivision]

'Rillettes' though. Not Fish paste or possibly Paté.
Rillettes.. Get fucked, Jack.

She loves rillettes as she first had them at Xanthe Clay’s house

 

[NP]

Hold on

I thought when she said she was starting Jack's lockdown larder again it was this business with the shed?? Filming it putting it on ...Igtv was it? Surely shes not just tweeting people ideas which she could do anytime? What was the shed for? Was it just a nightmare I had?

I think she must have realised how ridiculous it was to cook in a shed with her back to the camera the entire time. Although it did spare us from witnessing much of the lingreenie with chicken abomination. Too bad she only realised how ridiculous it was after busting the window out.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Grunked myself silly, just to say this:

Which of you sad little hausfraus clicked ‘yes’ on the voting question?? Have you learned nothing from dear heart Jack, or are you just being contrary?

 

[Readingismyhobby]

I don't know much about GD except she seems like a typical guardianista luvvie and I find her a bit annoying. What's the programme about? Also this is really mean but I find her face very hard to look at.

I used to like her articles in the Guardian years ago. Can’t stand her voice. It’s nearly as annoying as Julie Birchall.
Don’t understand how she ended up reviewing food?

 

[kachoochoo]

Hold on

I thought when she said she was starting Jack's lockdown larder again it was this business with the shed?? Filming it putting it on ...Igtv was it? Surely shes not just tweeting people ideas which she could do anytime? What was the shed for? Was it just a nightmare I had?

the only thing she did in the deathtrap shed, after crowbarring the window out, purchasing 53 litres of wilko paint and installing a camping stove, was the lingreenie without chicken for this morning.

she then announced Camp Kitchen, filming from the shed TOMORROW! sadly, it was never mentioned again.

 

[Montrachet]

the only thing she did in the deathtrap shed, after crowbarring the window out, purchasing 53 litres of wilko paint and installing a camping stove, was the lingreenie without chicken for this morning.

she then announced Camp Kitchen, filming from the shed TOMORROW! sadly, it was never mentioned again.

Au contraire mon bon ami, Kachoochoo - there is a most pressing matter for your list of outstanding issues. Within the first 8 minutes of utter nonsense when Hellmann's Marketing Department had the most horrid realisation, I must bring your attention to the circa 20 seconds from 4 minutes onwards.

Was Layla's Spider Plant ever put in water and potted on? We need to know.

 

[blurstoftimes]

Grunked myself silly, just to say this:

Which of you sad little hausfraus clicked ‘yes’ on the voting question?? Have you learned nothing from dear heart Jack, or are you just being contrary?

i reckon frankychester is VERY familiar with Jack's body of work, Barbara

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

She loves rillettes as she first had them at Xanthe Clay’s house

And she is genuinely surprised when people laugh at her?! Jaysus..

 

[Oofadoofa]

Au contraire mon bon ami, Kachoochoo - there is a most pressing matter for your list of outstanding issues. Within the first 8 minutes of utter nonsense when Hellmann's Marketing Department had the most horrid realisation, I must bring your attention to the circa 20 seconds from 4 minutes onwards.

Was Layla's Spider Plant ever put in water and potted on? We need to know.

it is but a personal opinion but she comes across as wasted in a lot of them Hellmans videos, this being one of them.

 

[Themaninblack]

Squiggle wants ideas that are not pasta or kedgeree, Jack suggests....pasta or with rice
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Squiggle: Something that isn't pasta and peas?
Jack: Why not try... pasta with peas?

 

[Mitzymooface]

Wonder what Louisa would think about a person who takes money from people on benefits to maintain a lavish lifestyle?

She must know this is happening so clearly she’s OK with it? It would make an interesting angle on her investigative stories

 

[Themaninblack]

Grunked myself silly, just to say this:

Which of you sad little hausfraus clicked ‘yes’ on the voting question?? Have you learned nothing from dear heart Jack, or are you just being contrary?

But if JM really reads here she might do one small thing just to prove us all wrong....

ETA: It wasn't me! Honest!

 

[Buscake]

Au contraire mon bon ami, Kachoochoo - there is a most pressing matter for your list of outstanding issues. Within the first 8 minutes of utter nonsense when Hellmann's Marketing Department had the most horrid realisation, I must bring your attention to the circa 20 seconds from 4 minutes onwards.

Was Layla's Spider Plant ever put in water and potted on? We need to know.

I haven’t seen this before. duck ME it is woeful!!

 

[Leonard]

Fraus, just putting away my (fancy) Ocado order. Thought you might like to see a photo of my giant grapes. They remind me of some I’ve seen recently - I just can’t think where

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