FFS how many tweets has she posted today??? It’s like spam - relentless, tedious, unfunny, pointless spam.
Jack Monroe #98 Thoroughly Naff
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It's the 1st of the month (Patreon payment day) and she's down to 362 patrons! Four gone already...less tweeting, more fulfilling your bleeping obligations to your paying customers please!
Could equally be applied to the number of Espressos she's had today..
I’ve been rewatching the TV show Episodes (absolutely brilliant) recently and during one show, the central couple are preparing to move from LA back to the UK. The character Beverly starts preparing a chicken stir fry but it turns into something else as she’s trying to use up the last bits and bobs in the cupboard, including amaretti biscuits. She asks her husband Sean to try it, he pulls a face and come out with this gem
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Chilblains for the illness list!
She wants panic buying. She wants people to tweet her ‘I only have half a cucumber and a tin of spam for the next 2 days’ ‘bung it in a curry, don’t forget the tip jar...’ twit
She wants panic buying. She wants people to tweet her ‘I only have half a cucumber and a tin of spam for the next 2 days’ ‘bung it in a curry, don’t forget the tip jar...’ twit
Ffs guys - first page of a new book & it’s drawn me back here to Jackie 
Her hand looks particularly gnarly and corpse-like too
Main supplier of what?
Also she was there every other day during lockdown. Essential paint shopping for the shitshed.
Been 34 years since I ate chicken so I’m prepared to be corrected but I’m not sure carrots are known for their chicken substitute tasting qualities.
Social Creature? I really enjoyed it.
She doesn't have the intellectual capacity to understand that just by having this twitter 'conversation' about the several-item shopper in front of her at the shop, the very act of posting this non-information online, she *is* judging that person. Now it just so happens that this particularView attachment 295743View attachment 295744
Your hilarious, totally true, ‘joke’ that you thought up in the queue has worked out either way, hasn’t it? The raaaage.
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maybe jack will steal this for a nickname 
Is she gonna tag "and kosher" to everything now?! Really trying to branch out into a new Jewish audience...
My uncle lives in Golders Green 🔺️, I'll have to ask him if the postman starts stopping and sniffing euphorically as the scent of slop wafts down the street.
PS Asda Smartprice sausages are not kosher, Jack, HTH.
My uncle lives in Golders Green 🔺️, I'll have to ask him if the postman starts stopping and sniffing euphorically as the scent of slop wafts down the street.
PS Asda Smartprice sausages are not kosher, Jack, HTH.
Tuna/cat food debate? Completed it, mate.
yes! And that’s fab to know thank you, it was mentioned by @ladieslitsquad on Insta and I’m too BUSY to do my own book research these days!
Is it wrong that I want to beat her bloody with Barbra Streisand head in a Fortnum and Mason jute bag while playing Neil Diamond's Greatest hits?
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