She's so ridiculous. She saw someone buying pasta not committing a bleeping genocide.View attachment 295743View attachment 295744
Your hilarious, totally true, ‘joke’ that you thought up in the queue has worked out either way, hasn’t it? The raaaage.
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All poultry and vegetables are the same.
One day something worth tweeting about will happen to her... I know it.. it will be soon.. just wait for it.... Keeping hanging on.....
***Tumble weed****
no one in the world....
Her.. Yeah just sub that whole butternut squash for a rack of lamb in the soup. No one will ever know.
***Tumble weed****
no one in the world....
Her.. Yeah just sub that whole butternut squash for a rack of lamb in the soup. No one will ever know.
I’m not sure about the policies of her preferred supermarkets (Asda/Waitrose/M&S) but last lockdown, my locals had a restriction of three items per category to stop people from doing exactly what she Tweeted. Happy to be corrected but suspect it does belong on the ‘Things That Never Happened’ list
just saw a hellmanns ad on telly encouraging using up leftovers! not a letdown larder in sight! 
You can't leave us hanging there. Louise's collar has been fiddled with ..... what happened next? We need to know. Were any anchovies involved? A leek?
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I accept that her being a perpetual irritant could cloud my rationality, but is 'joking' about burning human bones a bit off with a pending Covid 2nd wave?
I thought her preferred chicken stock was made from yellow sticker battery farmed chickens boiled for days with the wilted out of date scrapings from her salad drawer?
Or is that just for her son's meals?
Just wanted to take a moment to appreciate this gem:
In their defence, they were well off.
Or is that just for her son's meals?
Just wanted to take a moment to appreciate this gem:
In their defence, they were well off.
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Vlad would like a Russian Salad.just saw a hellmanns ad on telly encouraging using up leftovers! not a letdown larder in sight!
Ahhh that’s how she is 90% vegan!
"As a disabled person", I am in awe that she can manage all that traipsing to different shops. It doesn't do the rest of us with disabilities any favours. Same as when she's proving it costs a tenner a week to eat. Few disabled people can walk long distances carrying or pulling heavy weights. When we are not in lockdown mode, I drive 2 minutes to the nearest aldi, buy whatever they have in stock, and get home asap, using one of my children to help/pack/carry bags. That's usually my only time to leave the house in the week. In lockdown my husband kindly goes because I can't queue. I have friends who think I should be capable of walking to Aldi and trolleying home, or go the marketplace or magically afford plastic free delivery schemes. And sorry but I can't. Then again, I'm not a "pescatarian bodybuilder who clocks up 25000 steps a day and spends all day dancing on heels" kind of disabled person, just an average one.
Gonna throw this out there, the person in front of her in the queue was Louisa
Well, that's OK, then. Just make sure those pesky povs only have to fight over the last packet of Smart Price Penne. Can't be having them get ideas above their station, can we?
She says with her amazon aff link in bio
I must admit I am disappointed in Jack this weekend. Unless she has noticed us timing her behaviour to the moon cycle and has managed to control herself
I will, looks dry and soggy again.
It’s not 19p!!!!
She is not a bleeping Author. She writes recipes down. They get printed. She has fingers in more pies than she cares to share and she ain't an 'Author' about to lose their main income/sources of footfall promotion and areas of marketing.
Looks like a Halloween special. Fried bloody hand.View attachment 295950View attachment 295951
I will, looks dry and soggy again.
It’s not 19p!!!!
Sausages and brown sauce? Brenda again?View attachment 295950View attachment 295951
I will, looks dry and soggy again.
It’s not 19p!!!!
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