Live footage from Jack Monroes of one of the pescatarian bodybuilding cat punching mice strung out on her meds
Jack Monroe #96 Not that nice
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Just trying to catch up ,I'm invested in pillgate now ! Maybe it's the fox wot dunnit 
Why has she put "copyright ©" next to the 50 shades of shite name? I thought that names could not be copyrighted. Logos etc can, but it takes ages
Sorry if it's already been said.... I'm on a major Grunka Wincy
Sorry if it's already been said.... I'm on a major Grunka Wincy
Her accent is less annoying though?
Her copyrighting 'Beige' seems just perfect for some reason.
Ahh I see what this is! “Looked there” is the new version of the “tried that” game.
Ugh this is annoying now, if they’re not on the microwave then you obviously didn’t put them there, or you did and then YOU moved them.
Ugh this is annoying now, if they’re not on the microwave then you obviously didn’t put them there, or you did and then YOU moved them.
@TurnedUpInTipp I’m delighted someone else is advocating the creating an account with her contradictions side by side and not replying to a single tweet, not even when she says she’s got her no win no fee solicitor on it as it’s all her bleeping own words 
First up, the tweet about medication and losing it - alongside the one where she says it’s immediately locked away out of sight
Anyone else have any suggestions for top contradiction tweets? I’m not going to create it, but I feel like people need to be enlightened.
First up, the tweet about medication and losing it - alongside the one where she says it’s immediately locked away out of sight
Anyone else have any suggestions for top contradiction tweets? I’m not going to create it, but I feel like people need to be enlightened.
NOOOO... is this one she has put out there or one that's been doctored by a canal member?!
Oh it’s real!
ets- As is this! A completely doctored photo but posted by Jack and untouched by the coven.
Scary isn’t it?
Has anyone else seen the new Sara Pascoe sitcom? That character is JM.
Yes, exactly this!@TurnedUpInTipp I’m delighted someone else is advocating the creating an account with her contradictions side by side and not replying to a single tweet, not even when she says she’s got her no win no fee solicitor on it as it’s all her bleeping own words
First up, the tweet about medication and losing it - alongside the one where she says it’s immediately locked away out of sight
Anyone else have any suggestions for top contradiction tweets? I’m not going to create it, but I feel like people need to be enlightened.
Somewhere that is like 'Fesshole' on Twitter. No names. Nothing given away.
Just the contradictory tweets side by side.
The meds and the lockable med cabinet tweets side by side are a perfect start.
She. Has. Issues
Awww she’s cosplaying a cross between Mom and Morticia Adams today.
That is 100% Jack's own work. Untouched by the canal.
Like a precious radio.
so, if we're having Halloween costumes, I'm having a twofer from my court outfit
Some of the contradictions are so intricate it's difficult to explain them. Anyone who has tried explaining JM to a partner or friend knows exactly what I mean!
Off the top of my head, the working 90 hour weeks/I've caught up on years worth of sleep lately
I'm a vegan/waxing lyrical about burgers, hotdogs, eggs, cheap wet ham
Rolling contract on her rental/fixed term contract
Hulk-esque upper body strength/very very weak and fragile
Hair is falling out and patchy/very visibly thick healthy hair
I can easily afford a disabled kitten or a dog/I'm very very poor and was not expecting these bills
I afforded trips on the Caledonian sleeper/a Smeg fridge after my partner left/ I have been very very poor since my partner left
I walk with a stick and am very weak/I hit 25k steps without leaving the house
I gave the KH money to charity/I bought a sofa and went on holiday with the KH money
I am a bestselling author and very successful in my career/ I make peanuts and am still very very poor despite my career
I go to bed at 8pm every night/tweets until 3am
I could go on all day, really
Off the top of my head, the working 90 hour weeks/I've caught up on years worth of sleep lately
I'm a vegan/waxing lyrical about burgers, hotdogs, eggs, cheap wet ham
Rolling contract on her rental/fixed term contract
Hulk-esque upper body strength/very very weak and fragile
Hair is falling out and patchy/very visibly thick healthy hair
I can easily afford a disabled kitten or a dog/I'm very very poor and was not expecting these bills
I afforded trips on the Caledonian sleeper/a Smeg fridge after my partner left/ I have been very very poor since my partner left
I walk with a stick and am very weak/I hit 25k steps without leaving the house
I gave the KH money to charity/I bought a sofa and went on holiday with the KH money
I am a bestselling author and very successful in my career/ I make peanuts and am still very very poor despite my career
I go to bed at 8pm every night/tweets until 3am
I could go on all day, really
The fact this horrific revelation can be brushed under the carpet by another scary demon aspiring Insta baddie selfie is testament to Jack’s abilities. She should write soaps.
What's with the miss havisham styled photo.
Also honestly I am astounded by she's scampering around going oh I leave lost my meds or was it my marbles.... Joking aside if indeed they are strong it is sooo irresponsible she has a child, not to mention a cat and the fantastic Mrs fox who's after her forever cooking chickens who could pick them up and it could all end very badly.
The very fact she just set them up and not in even on a secure place is bad.
I'm sure sb knows not to touch her meds but the animals. She needs to find them and either take them or dispose properly. It's not a funny little game it could be dangerous.
Also honestly I am astounded by she's scampering around going oh I leave lost my meds or was it my marbles.... Joking aside if indeed they are strong it is sooo irresponsible she has a child, not to mention a cat and the fantastic Mrs fox who's after her forever cooking chickens who could pick them up and it could all end very badly.
The very fact she just set them up and not in even on a secure place is bad.
I'm sure sb knows not to touch her meds but the animals. She needs to find them and either take them or dispose properly. It's not a funny little game it could be dangerous.
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