Of all the things she’s done, saying she is working with MR is the one that makes me die inside the most.
Of all the things she’s done, saying she is working with MR is the one that makes me die inside the most.Bizarre she’s not got anything to say about her apparent work with Marcus & Fairshare? Not even a nice little tweet congratulating them...
Not before trying to take the fucking credit for it!If the government were to announce that they were moving to the Finnish system of free school meals for all and reforming the benefit system with the aim of eradicating food poverty she'd be gutted.
J) all of the above plus she's BUSY!PLACE YOUR BETS NOW
Will Jack's lack of action this week be based on...
a) being hounded by trolls
b) autism
c) ADHD
d) being the only person in the history of the world to have both b) and c)
e) Tories
f) She left.
g) Asda Smart Price got too expensive so now she has no money to be an activist
h) Burn out
i) Ouchy mouth
And inventing healthy start vouchers when she was a time travellerOf all the things she’s done, saying she is working with MR is the one that makes me die inside the most.
But it’s my baton!! MINE!!!!!View attachment 285596
[Clawing and screaming sounds come echoing out of Southend]
Or she could try volunteering in a food bank!!There would actually be a lot of mileage in her doing this. Remember when that girl who used to be in Eastenders was photographed working as security in a discount store? Jack could do one week at Asda and then give interviews about her work on the front line of food-getting and how tough and humiliating it was being recognised, but she’ll stoically carry on.
Jack, you can have this as free PR advice but I am a professional and I do also have a day rate for this kind of thing *rattles newly-set up Patreon*
Oh wow this is genuinely fascinating. Of course while it shouldn't actually matter which one you're donating to, so long as you *are* donating to charities with a common cause, it could explain why Jack's so reticent to actually publicly share anything which would benefit FareShare. I mean it's still gross, perhaps even grosser that her just not giving a fuck tbh because she's worried about her own position rather than the wider issue of people getting what they actually need.You can donate your Tesco points to FareShare. I logged on and it is next to the Trussel Trust donation option. So, in so far as they are both worthy causes, they are sort of in competition. I know that’s not the way to look at it but I bet Jack is.
B-but she's too TIRED from all the tweeting.Or she could try volunteering in a food bank!!
What's the law in England about inheritance? Are you allowed to cut people out?The likelihood is that she will cop for a proportion of that once her mum and dad die. She just can't wait that long.
£1000 can provide 4000 meals. What’s the Cotswold total again?How many meals would each Cotswold sideboard provide ?
Which she should have been doing from the get go. You can't help people you know nothing about.Or she could try volunteering in a food bank!!
LOL no she's hating it because someone she can't initiate a pile-on towards is stealing her ~niche~.Sorry I always say this but I can’t keep upbut am I the only one thinking she secretly loving what’s going on because she feels as though she has some kind of purpose?? She has something to tweet about. If the government had agreed the free school means then she would have fuck all to bore us with
My apologies, perhaps I should have said I do endorse the conspiracy. I hope they are both very happy together in her weapons-grade putrid miasma. Perhaps if she's hooked Louisa back in she'll stop grifting and posting rubbish on Twitter and settle down into a stable family life. Maybe she will take up knitting. Probably not. Arthritis, you know.I am happy to be called a conspiracy wanker, but I can also look on Strava and see in 2 minutes that LC started and ended her bike ride on Saturday within a couple of hundred yards of Jack's house.
This is the brilliant thing - no one has to recognise her. She can just (& I’ll know this will be hard for her) make it up(puts on voice of my childhood)
Mate, somebody's gotta recognise her first.
£1000 can provide 4000 meals. What’s the Cotswold total again?
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