Jack Monroe #91 POOR (ISH)

[heretoreaditall2019]

@LavaFlake I love you and thank you for this #content, much needed. I’ve saved your image to try and compile a comparison when I do mine, but guys can we take a moment to compare textures please? There’s no bleeping way Jack’s isn’t shop bought, it’s just got that... watery sheen to it? Can’t believe I’m spending my life staring into bowls of soup looking for the answers, but we NEED TO KNOW

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I can't with these squiggles

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I can't with these squiggles
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If ever we wondered if all hope was lost with them, that tweet just answered us

 

[Fraggle]

I can't with these squiggles
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[Stickybeaker33]

On the subject of an article about her, could someone publish one on medium about her? Not even just about her but on the weird cult of celebrity and woke-signaling or whatever you want to call what she’s doing? Or just the easily proven lies. Remember Caroline calloway’s former friend/ghost-writer? That got a lot of traction. I don’t know how that all works with legalities and anonymity but if no media outlets will do it it might be an option. I haven’t written much before but I can look into it when I have some time

 

[Pixieboots]

Lets hope the next item she finds in a magic puddle is her conscience

That would be less believable than the Burberry.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Blurp]

I also emailed them yesterday, but I don't have the receipts

And me! Wonder if journalists pay more attention if the same thing comes from different people?

 

[Emmapism]

Just looked up the disorder that Jack mentions here. Firstly, it's something adolescents suffer from, not women in their 30s and secondly

- Often deliberately annoys or upsets people
- Often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior

Add stealing and lying to the bottom and you've got the full set

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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omg what is with that grouse hunt country house bedding? Big Tory energy, maybe that’s how she gets the generational wealth lot round

 

[Universal]

Why cant she just say that she likes something without adding that she cannot afford it?!

 

[Emmapism]

Why cant she just say that she likes something without adding that she cannot afford it?!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Why cant she just say that she likes something without adding that she cannot afford it?!

Notice how she said it wouldn't fit in her kitchen first. If it would've, she would have it.

 

[colouredlines]

omg what is with that grouse hunt country house bedding? Big Tory energy, maybe that’s how she gets the generational wealth lot round

At least it's cheap.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

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Wasn't there a post about how she DIDN'T like to trick veg into the child?

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Wasn't there a post about how she DIDN'T like to trick veg into the child?

I think she said that on DKL

 

[Pocahontas]

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Thought she had loads of admin to sort.

 

[PoorPatrol]

That horse is really fat


This horse is also really fat. I'm now worried about the UK's horse population!


Did you seriously type cococunt? I am DYING

Omg I missed that the first time, cococunt has to make it into the cabal dictionary!

Wasn't there a post about how she DIDN'T like to trick veg into the child?

Oh, yes...... agency

 

[Itchy of Itchington]

I've been reading for ages but finally had to post after Vlad sent me this sign in the adverts.

I've been a bit about her since the claim of drinking formula and unscrewing light bulbs. It just isn't what people in poverty do to save money. I have been highly entertained by these threads and then when I saw her response to the woman who she then claimed to know about her alcohol issues...well I was FEWMIN' It doesn't take much to work out who that woman is from the few details shared. One rule for them and one rule for Jack. Or maybe one rule for THEN and one rule for NOW.

 

[Fruitjack]

Cabbage thoran is a great way to use up cabbage. https://www.vegrecipesofindia.com/cabbage-thoran/

This is my absolute favourite way to use cabbage. I sometimes throw in a carrot too.
Beetroot thoran is also delicious.