Unruly labia, innit.Why does she stand like she's at a urinal using a She-Wee?
Unruly labia, innit.Why does she stand like she's at a urinal using a She-Wee?
in jack's world, all tannins are the same, like potatoes. y'know, just standard tanninsI'm not a big meat eater and never cook it so perhaps, dear Frauen, I'm in the wrong here but from that DKL she put...
tea in with the meat.
Tea?
That is the actual definition of gaslighting, making people question themselves and thinking it must be them that is either in the wrong or going mad.I honestly feel like she's gaslighting me at this stage. She says one thing and does another ........................ I feel like I'm going mad!
I’d recently put this to bed in my mind.
That clenched fistful of corned beef, disintegrating against the ... disintegrater. I am still shocked and appalled this was shown way before the watershed
Well colour me absolutely gobsmacked, another bowl of brown mess. It looks bleeping hideous.
I suppose it is the BBC, they can’t put “nip down the stable and wank off Shergar” in one of their recipes.OH NO!
The BBC have taken liberties with her lasagne recipe and swapped the horse spunk for...a normal white sauce?!
Jack Monroe's veggie lasagne recipe
A store cupboard veggie lasagne from Jack Monroe that is as every bit delicious as easy to make.www.bbc.co.uk
To make the white sauce, warm the oil or melt the butter in a saucepan over a low heat. Add the flour and mustard, stirring well to form a paste. Add a splash of milk and stir vigorously with a wooden spoon or a whisk. Gradually add splashes of milk until all the liquid has been incorporated. Simmer for 10 minutes to thicken.
The fact-checking department in action!
miss miss, I know that one!
Nope. Can’t do itJust thought one or two of you might enjoy a little JM retrospective from exactly 6 months ago. Go to Matt's beautifully subtle intro (you can tell he has reached his limit at this stage} at 26.50, and behold one of the all-time great BBC cooking segments. Take particular care from 27.55 onwards. Enjoy!!
When is her next shop if this is the last of the bread? Sunday? Bit crap that.According to her instagram post...
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Thought she liked her toast HOT? Will have gone cold by the time she took photos of it.
That's how I ended up here, wondering why the inconsistencies set out in front of us were not discussed by anyone. I recall swapping from article to article comparing paragraphs of contradictions, looking at them, feeling as though I was in a crazy maze!I honestly feel like she's gaslighting me at this stage. She says one thing and does another (I only buy ethically produced meat products....apart from these bollock sausages, being just one example) and NOT ONE of her fans EVER interject to say "actually you previously said blah, blah - so which is it?" I feel like I'm going mad!
I'm starting to think a lot of her (half a million) subscribers don't actually pay that much attention to what she says. Some of them are still wondering where Mrs J is FFS.
Ooooh yesA Bootstrap fact check Twitter page would be awesome.
Her post about bollocks and Eyelids, side by side with her 'I ALWAYS ethically source..' comments..
Just thought one or two of you might enjoy a little JM retrospective from exactly 6 months ago. Go to Matt's beautifully subtle intro (you can tell he has reached his limit at this stage} at 26.50, and behold one of the all-time great BBC cooking segments. Take particular care from 27.55 onwards. Enjoy!!
Got this for when I leave Mrs TUIT dinners. Perfect for lasagne. Even has a lid. (It's about 2.5/3 inches deep.)Off topic: cabal, could I ask your help on the subject of a lasagne dish?
I fancy making a lasagne now we are in winter but don't have any dish either wide or deep enough. I'm cooking for just me so I don't want a dish to feed the 5000. What size should I get? Struggling to visualise what those sizes are:
Pyrex Signature Ceramic Rectangular Roaster Oven Dish, White, L35 x W25cm
Buy Pyrex Signature Ceramic Rectangular Roaster Oven Dish from our Oven Dishes & Bowls range at John Lewis & Partners. Free Delivery on orders over £50.www.johnlewis.com
Thank you for your help!
I don't know how you could put her through that. Cruelty in a relationship should never be condoned.Ohhhh, thank(space)you @Montrachet
I just made my girlfriend watch the Grated Corned Beef segment, and oooohhhh, if it wasn't for , I would have filmed and shared her reaction. I honestly think it may have traumatised her.
Also as a complete non-cook that she is, she is stupefied at all the ingredients being added to the cold pan, and the oil being drizzled on last.
Up next: Horse Spunk Lasagne, because I know she's going to get mad at that too.
Are kids allowed to take squash into school?! They’re definitely not in my areaHi Jack - you reading Tattle again perchance
Mine either. (Too short)Are kids allowed to take squash into school?! They’re definitely not in my area
Wasn't there a point when she claimed to have written the government policy on what kids were allowed to take for packed lunch?Are kids allowed to take squash into school?! They’re definitely not in my area