I can’t even be fucked to turn mine off to defrost it as it requires taking off a kickboard, just blast it with a hair dryer and pray.Yea I can imagine having space outside to defrost/clean would be easier but actually physically dragging it out there to do it? Really? On her own?!
Maybe one of the 3 freezers is just a show one for photos.
HOW DO HER FOLLOWERS NOT SEEM TO NOTICE THIS!?OK so I've done a very quick list of the things she's used so far this week which were not on the food shop:
Tonight’s dinner
- anchioade
- squash
- chard
- pasta
- gross ‘cheese’
lunch (soup)
- red lentils
- coconut milk
breakfast
- porridge
- salted peanuts
- syrup
THAT'S JUST TODAY but I can't help but notice it's her son's meals she's making with the ingredients she bought, whilst she lords it up with all the added extras.
Over the past few days she's also used
- rice
- ribollita (fuck knows what she put in that to be perfectly honest but the one ingredient she felt she should highlight was sage and onion stuffing, which is not on this week's food shop)
- Kale
- butter (for the ‘butter sausage’)
- sausage (for the ‘butter sausage’)
- peas
- mustard
- lemon juice
- mayo
- Puttanseca soup (again, fuck knows what was in that but authentic ingredients are not included on her receipt)
- Cinnamon (for porridge) but also other oils, herbs, spices, which she doesn't mention and it's impossible at the moment to check for because of course she hasn't written a single recipe for anything.
Her son also ate one of last week’s frozen meals for his dinner the other night.
HOPE THAT HELPS. I'm slightly calmer now. Thankyou and fuck off x
(movie voiceover) it did not.Imagine the state of it that she had to lug it out into the garden to clean itOh wait, didn't happen did it!
I think that’s probably down to whatever noxious substances she’s been keeping in there. Out of date livers, for example. Rancid pistachio milk. Gallons of unidentifiable brown slop. The freezer probably needs complete fumigation if not completely destroying.Who lugs their freezer in to the garden to clean it?! Is this a thing?! I mean, I don’t have a garden so maybe I’m missing something but I manage to clean mine perfectly fine inside.
They're as thick as Jack Slop. Sorry, but they are. I have just caught up on this evening's shenanigans and I am fizzing and howling with FURY. How dare she call herself an anti poverty campaigner on a day like today when there's headline news of a very distressing tale related to a mum facing hardship and issues with universal credit and unable to access a food bank? Isn't she supposed to be writing a book on this topic? She literally doesn't give a fuck.HOW DO HER FOLLOWERS NOT SEEM TO NOTICE THIS!?
For all anybody knows they could be empty. Can't believe a word she comes off with. Who remembers she allegedly had like 6 months worth of mash in her freezer. It's never been seen or heard of again... (Case of the missing mash)I'm sorry guys, I feel like everyone has moved on from this, but I just... I just I can't get over this...
Why the tin foil trays?!
Not even from a eco wanker perspective (even though I am a bit of one), but the expense of buying those things instead of a few durable pieces of tupperware.
It's just bizarre. Not on brand even for her.
She could get a few cheap asda reusable tubs for one of her £12 Le creuset charity shop finds.
Also why are absolutely none of her Guardian reading followers clocking this?
Gah.... !
I'm genuinely concerned I may not sleep tonight. It's just too frustrating.
The reusable tubs would be see through and would reveal her lies. The tin foil things are empty, I'd wager.I'm sorry guys, I feel like everyone has moved on from this, but I just... I just I can't get over this...
Why the tin foil trays?!
Not even from a eco wanker perspective (even though I am a bit of one), but the expense of buying those things instead of a few durable pieces of tupperware.
It's just bizarre. Not on brand even for her.
She could get a few cheap asda reusable tubs for one of her £12 Le creuset charity shop finds.
Also why are absolutely none of her Guardian reading followers clocking this?
Gah.... !
I'm genuinely concerned I may not sleep tonight. It's just too frustrating.
File it in with the chicken livers.For all anybody knows they could be empty. Can't believe a word she comes off with. Who remembers she allegedly had like 6 months worth of mash in her freezer. It's never been seen or heard of again... (Case of the missing mash)
They *are* very .... clean, aren't they? Not a tiny dribble of slop in sight. #makesuwonderThe reusable tubs would be see through and would reveal her lies. The tin foil things are empty, I'd wager.
She’ll have picked it up with her Ocado shop. She’s shameless.The pasta ready meal was from M&S it’s been quite a few years mind! I at it at least once a week before I left as we used to get the out of date food if we did a night shift!
it looks exactly the same down to the sad wilted greens!
Fear not dear heart, for the 3kg of frozen mash has passed on over to a better place xFor all anybody knows they could be empty. Can't believe a word she comes off with. Who remembers she allegedly had like 6 months worth of mash in her freezer. It's never been seen or heard of again... (Case of the missing mash)
Do any chefs follow her? Proper ones.
Not daughters of Barons who maintain interest by ucking their tits out in the closing credits.
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