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Jack Monroe #87 Anchoïade, anchoïade, anchoïade
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Da Fuq is in that mug?! 
Why can’t she just serve a normal bowl of ready brek to SB?!
Why can’t she just serve a normal bowl of ready brek to SB?!
Not mAvErIc enough, dear heart. Do keep up!Da Fuq is in that mug?!
Why can’t she just serve a normal bowl of ready brek to SB?!
It was her lies about her hair that really made me question her. Before that I'd started to think something was up when she seemed to go quiet about her gender identity when she'd been so open about it before.
I'd never been a massive fan of her but I always thought she was okay and one of the "good" ones.
The hair was a giveaway though. I have very similar hair to hers and it looks the same when shaved (I've had an undercut) , no patches at all. It can look a bit thinner at the temples but that's not unusual.
It's a crappy thing to lie about and her constant need for attention concerns me.
Nah....still can’t work out her house. All I do know is that if she’s in Thorpe Bay and near enough to hear talk from the tennis courts then she is surrounded by £million pound houses.
Hardly on the breadline if she is renting there.
And “do what’s best for my son” indeed. Give me a break Jack you can find much cheaper places if you head out of Thorpe Bay but they don’t suit your delusions of grandeur.
Hardly on the breadline if she is renting there.
And “do what’s best for my son” indeed. Give me a break Jack you can find much cheaper places if you head out of Thorpe Bay but they don’t suit your delusions of grandeur.
Haway Jack, I’m dying to make anchïoade for my tea tonight...get that recipe online.
Pictures of her cluttered house always set my teeth on edge. It always looks so messy and dirty 
But it says working from home
Just imagining Jack taking on an executive positionSorry if it's already been posted, but wouldn't jack be ideal for this £62k job working for a food bank as inclusion and diversity? Then could stop begging and using her couple of weeks of poverty to define the rest of her life.
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Obviously she wouldn't be capable of an executive role, but if half of what she says was true she'd be the ideal candidate.
Yes, it also sounds disgusting and weird. Apple juice?!
It's not exactly difficult to make simple and tasty porridge with just milk and then a blob of jam (or a little square of chocolate) when done. My fave is to make it with vanilla soya milk as a treat.
Seriously, why did she bother with this?
She's posting about the porridge because it's VEGAN, did you hear that at the back? Vegan. She's proving what a committed 90% vegan she is.
There’s a TikTok trend at the moment with some random backing music to make a rap to, and I desperately want to make one about JM 
Maybe when I’m not meant to be working I will!
Maybe when I’m not meant to be working I will!@Silver Linings, I appreciate you saying about Halloween names. I had no idea this was a thing. I'm a real traditionalist about All Hallows Eve. Halloween with plastic pumpkins makes me cross and sweary and roll me eyes). The idea that it's become some month long thing makes me madder than perhaps I should be. I'm not a Christian, I like the Celtic feel of remembrance of the dead. ALSO: if a child calls trick or treat, they'd better have a trick ready and don't chicken out of it!!
Silver said: "Those stupid Halloween names look extra stupid when something serious is being talked about. Imagine if the Queen died and Huw Edwards was Boo Edwards or something equally inane."
Silver said: "Those stupid Halloween names look extra stupid when something serious is being talked about. Imagine if the Queen died and Huw Edwards was Boo Edwards or something equally inane."
BT, every time I see your posts, I jump - thinking Jack is backThere’s a TikTok trend at the moment with some random backing music to make a rap to, and I desperately want to make one about JM
How dare you! Don’t you know she cleans it 11 times a day?! It’s the cleanest house, bigly clean.Pictures of her cluttered house always set my teeth on edge. It always looks so messy and dirty
I’m not convinced she eats all this stone cold slop, I am sure it’s straight to bin
That was carol vorderman in the add
more cosplay, not an original thought
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It's very bad modelling for him, and it's a very 1950s approach to food/feeding the menfolk.
Note I don't add any gentle words like 'it's my opinion' because it's not an opinion. Fact: it's very bad modelling for him in terms of how families share and join together, that food is somehow a trial or burden instead of fuel for brain and body AND a social cultural pleasure.
Lovely in-depth recipe here ....
It's easy to make porridge with just oats, water and fruit. You can do all different kinds of toppings, and it will always look better than that.
PS why has she photographed it in a measuring jug? She's already put the toppings on top, so it would be bizarre to pour it out into bowls now (also bizarre in general, no need to measure cooked porridge). Is she planning to eat it out of the measuring jug? Or is she just gonna chuck it in the bin because it looks foul?
PS why has she photographed it in a measuring jug? She's already put the toppings on top, so it would be bizarre to pour it out into bowls now (also bizarre in general, no need to measure cooked porridge). Is she planning to eat it out of the measuring jug? Or is she just gonna chuck it in the bin because it looks foul?
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