I wanted to let you guys know I’m something of a songwriter myself. I just wrote one and I’m super shy but thought I’d share.... actually this is a bit more of a spoken word type thing but here goes
Jack
Are you rich?
Are you poor?
Are you howling on the floor?
Do your followers give you money
For awful recipes?
Is it not really quite enough
to buy your livers and your peas?
It seems that what you really want
is a place to call your own
A little place for you and SB
Your “forever home”
Well Jack I have some news for you
You need to get a job
Stop scamming and tweeting bullshit
You annoying lying snob
Jack
Are you rich?
Are you poor?
Are you howling on the floor?
Do your followers give you money
For awful recipes?
Is it not really quite enough
to buy your livers and your peas?
It seems that what you really want
is a place to call your own
A little place for you and SB
Your “forever home”
Well Jack I have some news for you
You need to get a job
Stop scamming and tweeting bullshit
You annoying lying snob