It's not awful thing to say .I don't think anyone expects to lose a puppy so young.It goes against the laws of nature that the young go first
It's not awful thing to say .I don't think anyone expects to lose a puppy so young.It goes against the laws of nature that the young go firstLike actually worse than my nan dying in the trauma stakes
ETA that's an awful thing to say, but was true at the time
Don't worry, there's time yetOh my gosh yes. This is my theory, that it was her way of getting out of her relationship with Allegra/a weird rebellion against her.
I’m just shocked she’s never once given a hashed excuse for it.
this just made me HOWL with laughter. Yes, absolutely.
Statistics, it's a whole thing, Jack. Look it up!These stats are the government-produced stats. The government are evil tory bastards not to be trusted and anything they say or produce are lies. Did I mention the government are evil tory bastards? That is the extent of her understanding of politics.
She's a huge liar yet her uncontrollable compulsion to brag means she's always tripping herself up. Jack, if you want to seem poor - maybe try not mentioning your six radios? Or your original Tracy Emin? Or your Vivienne Westwood (RIP) dress?I am giggling to myself at how FUCKED off anyone stupid enough to give her tips / patreon over the last few days will be this evening as she brags about her HUGE house and her MASSIVE amount of radios.
The fact she has six radios playing at the same time really gives the impression of a sprawling residence. She is so fucking clueless she can't keep her story straight from day to day. One minute she's begging for cash, the next she's sipping espresso and drifting from room to room as if she is in Buckingham bloody palace.
That would be 2 years from the date she took occupation. So I guess it may be renewable every year or 6 months? Maybe she’s not good the landlord she wants to renew again yet.Is 4 months a normal period of notice when giving up the lease on a property?
He's had his happy endingHad to let go of my best boy 2 years ago. We laid together on his bed in the vets and I cuddled him into the great beyond.
I couldn't look at his photos, couldn't stroke another dog, wouldn't even talk about getting another because of the 'betrayal'..
Then one day someone on FB posted a pic of the saddest dog I had ever seen. Looking at him shocked me.
I looked at my best boy's empty spot and a week later I had a dog with the most awful backstory.
Now, I have the funniest idiot ever.
He's not my best boy. But he will be.
He's WAY too different but he's a delight and every time he overcomes one of his awful fears, it's just, well, I can't explain.
(He was starving, he has cigarette burn scars and old gunshot wounds)
Sorry.. Totally OT but I wanted to say something.
You can find it online, right next to Hansard.Statistics, it's a whole thing, Jack. Look it up!
Don't you want that sandwich first ?Bugger, I'm too knackered to stay up and watch the shitshow unveil. Plenty to catch up on in the morning over coffee I suppose.
Can I go for a piss and a sleep now?
TeaseHas she said she’s going to bed yet?
Hansard is hardYou can find it online, right next to Hansard.
The headteacher at school is used to seeing my ragey scrunched up face because that is how my face naturally falls. STOP GETTING ALL UP IN MY NICHE JACK.Going back to the headteacher thing - does she think that the headteacher will actually notice her 'ragey scrunched up face' and worry about her, a parent? As of course the headteacher may have hundreds of children's wellbeing to worry about, but it is always most important to check that St Monroe of Southend is ok first. Narc alarm bells going off everywhere!
Haha, just remembered the time Jack thought giving a speech in the HoC was when politicians confessed their deepest, darkest thoughts, safe in the knowledge that no-one was listening.You can find it online, right next to Hansard.
Hansard is hard
Christ. The “dripping from ... cheap sausages” is basically greasy pig bollock juice. Poor SB.Jack's talking about how she collects the fat from her disgusting sausages so she can cook her son's "little potatoes" in it. Wouldn't eat that herself, mind you.
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