Jack Monroe #85 Nobody cares, nobody’s interested

[MaggyMay]

I’m not following her, and I can’t keep up with these threads, but if she has lapsed and started drinking again then surely someone close to her, IRL, needs to reach out and actually support her?! Doing a bit of a chaos on Twitter is one thing. A lapse in your recovery along with concerns for mental health and well-being are quite something else.

And I mean this from a good place, not a horrid trolling place.

Yes. She's remarkably perky for someone who just fell off the wagon. You have to be in a certain mind frame (content) for this type of constant tweeting

 

[MancBee]

Eating eggs at 10 at night. No wonder she can't sleep. Imagine the smell of that bedroom in the morning. Eggy farts are the vilest.

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

If you can stand the excitement, here’s the egg stuff. View attachment 269836View attachment 269839

D'you know, I wouldn't mind if Easter next year was cancelled due to Covid.

 

[veryfondoftea]

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What the duck. Is that what devilled eggs are supposed to look like. I think not.

 

[Silver Linings]

I hope Cooper has some polos to hand.

 

[bananasplit88]

I feel ill.

 

[Pocahontas]

Sounds like those eggs got her in the ovaries. Thrilling. Thrilling eggs. Eggs. Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs. EGGS!
I truly admire her skill and proclivity for using a lot of nice words: creamy, rich, thrilling ... to describe a plate of something that does not sing to me in any nice, crooning Harry Connick Jr sort of way. It doesn’t sing at all. Maybe just a little hoarse whisper.
‘Please don’t photograph me, I’m not looking my best.’

 

[Silver Linings]

Hhhhnnnnnggghhhhhh.

Gross.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Is she not going to stuff them with salad cream and crisps?

She should have done this.

 

[kachoochoo]

The only things that get lost in my fridge are right at the back. Certainly not in the "very top door". How many doors does her fridge have?!!! Mine has a total of 1.

three?

too short, insert witticism here

 

[MancBee]

Yeah her 3 month old eggs got lost amongst her Ocado deliveries. Wondering how this slots in to her poverty narrative where every single egg counts and you don't just forget about them because they're hiding at the back of your massive Smeg fridge freezer.

I thought she had done a stocktake earlier this week too.

Why are they served on 2 different plates?

I was under the impression she had 2 eggs. How come there are 6 halves?

 

[veryfondoftea]

THIS is what they are supposed to look like not BROWN SLOP TOPPED EGGS. What is wrong with her

 

[Lanie]

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Is that them.. lovely.....!

That may indeed be footage of her hole if those eggs where misrepresented.

 

[Silver Linings]

Of course it was. Get Jack on the covid vaccine asap.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I thought she had done a stocktake earlier this week too.



I was under the impression she had 2 eggs. How come there are 6 halves?

Same halves on two plates.

 

[LavaFlake]

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I hope Cooper has some polos to hand.

Jack please stick to character and DO NOT write this up. We, as a nation, need this recipe just like a second wave of Covid.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I was under the impression she had 2 eggs. How come there are 6 halves?

Because she's a liar?

 

[chocolate choux]

Jack please stick to character and DO NOT write this up. We, as a nation, need this recipe just like a second wave of Covid.

I fear in both cases we may be getting it anyway...

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

How does she manage to make everything look so dreadful?

 

[Veronicaaa]

Sounds like those eggs got her in the ovaries. Thrilling. Thrilling eggs. Eggs. Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs. EGGS!
I truly admire her skill and proclivity in using a lot of nice words: creamy, rich, thrilling ... to describe a plate of something that does not sing to me in any nice, crooning Harry Connick Jr sort of way. It doesn’t sing at all. Maybe just a little hoarse whisper.
‘Please don’t photograph me, I’m not looking my best.’

Would be marvellous wouldn't it, were she not describing cooking and eating possibly rancid eggs at 10pm.