Jack Monroe #85 Nobody cares, nobody’s interested

[Incywincy]

She just retweeted the new scam, obviously wasn't as popular as she suggested

 

[Emmapism]

But....but it had a phenomenal reaction?!

What do you mean she's making tit up to line her pockets?!

She may as well add a tier that tips her followers upside down and shakes all of the change out of their pockets

 

[Incywincy]

Huh? Love for what? Pebble dashing the bog?

 

[Flivver]

Sometimes I feel like she lives in St Mary Meade...

Bloody hell - we don’t want her adding ‘sleuthing’ to her CV

 

[Icing _on_ the_cake]

shocker! she's discovered Andrew Neil's right wing. I do hope this doesn't delay the Big Announcement

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To be fair, she's right though. He can't criticise fox news and then take a job with Fox News UK edition. As much as he's right-wing, I'd at least always credited him as being a good interviewer. Unlike Jack's approach to work, he always came across as prepared on his subject. However, now he's taken a job with mouth-of-sauron-news.org and thinks he can complain about the poor quality of news reporting in the US??

 

[Pocahontas]

Wotcha. I’m a loose end so I’ll make the new thread.

 

[Captainmouse]

Sometimes I feel like she lives in St Mary Meade...

She’s away with the fairies most of the time

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Maybe we should all visit our local supermarket at 3.30pm on a Sunday afternoon and see what yellow stickered shite we can pick up.

Most random reduced item and recipe suggestion wins the Jack Monroe Yellow Stickered Slop Award

 

[Chip1984]

Totally OT, but in the early 90s when I was at primary school it was sooo common that students would wear eye patches for a "lazy eye", no idea if this is a thing now?

I had an op on my eye when I was 6 (1990) and had to wear a patch for a couple of days afterwards. It was like a big, blue plaster. I remember other kids having them as well but wasn't sure what for.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I have a vague recollection of her having said the PO has called her before.. at the start of lockdown.

Well they do say the Post Office always rings twice.

 

[Pocahontas]

Jack Monroe #86 Precariously fine, not smelly

Congratulations to @Geetbo the sock king for the thread title - you’ve popped your thread title cherry. 123 reactions 🎉 Your prize: a year’s worth of socks. Recap of thread 85 Jack Monroe: Riverdance. Something’s got to help three devilled eggs through the digestive system. Hhhhnnnngggg. She...

tattle.life

This way to the MBE ceremony

 

[byropaw]

OT: I've been on Tattle so much lately that I keep forgetting I'm in Spring not Autumn. I'm quite embarrassed, and I do see how it happens/ed for our illustrious Thread Muse

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I wouldn't dare! It's entirely possible that bad music would curdle and rot food, and turn even a good cook into a toddler spattering its slop. She must be listening to Crazy Frog feat. Enigma on her Cotswold turntable.

Or....it’s her singing