she might be too busy kicking shins to tweet
or. due to the SEVERE fatigue
eta great minds!
or. due to the SEVERE fatigue
eta great minds!
You know who else likes anecdotes about train journeys...There's probably been a dramatic incident that she's become embroiled inand kicking of shins/pen knife wielding. We all know Jackamo + trains = CHAOS.
Pish. It better not be a photo shoot for a boring old book. I'll be FEWMIN.
Lights have gone out & she’s kicking shit out of the ticket inspector’s shins?Has she been mugged for her x3 phones, x6 notebooks, and x3 laptops? Why the train silence, hun?
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Oh my god, please be Celebrity Masterchef 2021. I'll laugh up an actual lungPish. It better not be a photo shoot for a boring old book. I'll be FEWMIN.
I think it's the interview with her and Allegra.I’m sure I remember reading an interview with her from years ago where she says she turned down I’m A Celeb and Celebrity Big Brother but I can’t find it anywhere!
“Media giants, sorry for kicking you all in the shins, it’s a force of habit. Here’s my idea: Make the contestants eat eyelids, bollocks, and gristle. I have a source, I can get them for 5p a go!”Maybe she's been brought in as a recipe consultant for the bush tucker trials - "the most extreme yet"
She said in a Guardian interview in 2014 that she turned down Big BrotherI’m sure I remember reading an interview with her from years ago where she says she turned down I’m A Celeb and Celebrity Big Brother but I can’t find it anywhere!
Hasn't she also said so many companies approached her for the rights to make a movie on her life?I’m sure I remember reading an interview with her from years ago where she says she turned down I’m A Celeb and Celebrity Big Brother but I can’t find it anywhere!
That's it! The one with Allegra was when she said she worked for Oxfam..She said in a Guardian interview in 2014 that she turned down Big Brother
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Jack Monroe: 'I'm a lefty, liberal, lezzer cook'
The blogger behind A Girl Called Jack on food poverty, bullying and standing up to Richard Littlejohn. Interview by Tim Adamswww.theguardian.com
Omg this would be even better!! One sleb would be there making a veloute of truffled angel tears, and she’d be howling over the injustice of not being fancy enough. Her nasal complaining would be accompanied by a horse spunk jus, made from the ephemera of a single, hand-podded, rinsed bean.Oh my god, please be Celebrity Masterchef 2021. I'll laugh up an actual lung
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