Jack Monroe #81 It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a wife

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Jack makes something edible shocker!

aka...iced some biscuits

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Why do I not believe she made those?
i can identify them for a start, but they are not blitzed, they have texture and form The are not green or muddy coloured

Whoop whoop!
 
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@Alansbigplate that was fucking sorcery! Yes absolutely the pinnacle of the thread so far. I think even the maverick herself will struggle to top that.

In other news I make vegan shortbread and it's the bollocks if I do say so myself. The whole lot gets sucked and crunched.
 
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Ooh-naturli butter? Bloody love that stuff, I swear it’s better than butter.
 
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OT but someone posted about Limmy a few pages back. I don’t really know his stuff but this reply about someone wanking to The Bill theme had me HOOTING so I thought I’d share with the Fraus. As you were.
I'm wondering when Jack will add this to the list of questions for the sheep.
 
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Ooh-naturli butter? Bloody love that stuff, I swear it’s better than butter.
I'm in real time now. Usually with Naturli but it's hard to find so have turned to Flora vegan unsalted. It is legit amazeballs (will I punished for saying that) and works really well in buttercream too. Alan I've just seen your slop girls - freaky, amazing and freaky. I love Matt's expression. Also little Wednesday Adams, perfect for Halloween. You must be a bitcoin millionaire by now. Please please make more.

All this talk of balls makes me want to break out a gif. There was a really naughty cat one but I think this one is more fitting.

https://giphy.com/3bc5MV3VkOpMI
 
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Plus I don't imagine shortbread being Top of the Biscuits for many 8 year olds.
 
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We got a seasonal cook book when we got married in 1988
 
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I'm just disembarking from the Grunka Ferry (it moves slower than the train) and I'm vomiting into a bag. No, I'm not travel sick. It's the defiled Maverick gif. Wtf @Alansbigplate, why would you do such a thing? Cursed image.

I'm 10 years too late to comment on the updated Cotswold catalogue but....

It's only when you start to look at the unbelievable amount of high end shit she's crammed into that shitty bungalow that you realise just how disgusting her early lockdown tip jar rattle really was. She claimed to have lost 6 months (I think) earnings and shook the tip jar. That fucker wasn't exactly living hand to mouth was she? She wanted to be able to continue living the high life, spunking money all over the place and she got her followers (who are surely more likely to be poor because NICHE) to fund it. Those sweet people, thinking they're helping to put food in a child's belly and really they've paid for her next sideboard. Fucking hell.
 
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