This is absolute perfectionWell it is almost Halloween
Yep, I’ve listened to that. The American zero waste advocate is Venetia’s husband and she is incredibly rude to him.Fraus, I took one for the team and listened to her interview on the Talking Tastebuds podcast from earlier this year (I was making parmentier potatoes - FANCY - so needed something to fill the time).
It's a real treat. Her antipathy towards the American food waste advocate they have on the panel alongside her gives me very 'Happy Mum, Happy Baby' teas and she also accuses Allegra of always being angry in a segment that gets precisely zero laughs from the audience.
I think the main issue is that she doesn't actually seem to have any friends. She shares absolutely everything online and yet never really mentions any friends of any kind. Rather than talking to people she has a genuine relationship with, she spends all day dribbling on Twitter conjuring up all sorts of absurd scenarios and maladies to make herself seem interesting and get a reaction from her adoring public. I really think all the pity she reaps from sadfishing or the admiration from obviously shopped photos constitutes the only form of social interaction in her life, excepting the (largely mythical) exchanges with her Victorian rascal son when he's come in from playing marbles with the chaps. Plus she must be exhausting to be around, I can't imagine many people would have the patience or tolerance to spend an extended period of time with her.Not one friend has told her what a bad move this photo is? Really? There's a whole Instagram campaign starting against the use of filters because of how damaging they are.
Her friends are shit.
I'm reading Allegra's book at the moment (It was reduced on the Kindle) and she uses similar language.Why does her pot noodle have to be "smashed" between two slices of bread? Her language around food is very telling. It's all "sling, bash, smash." She really hates food.
Im not sure why but ”it was reduced on kindle” has finished me off today.I'm reading Allegra's book at the moment (It was reduced on the Kindle) and she uses similar language.
I also haven't come across a single recipe I want to make.
yes absolutely xSo has the cartoon security feature been dropped altogether?
I'm behind again, but yeah. When I saw it, I was like 'wow, she actually made something.' Then I was like 'no wait, that's definitely walkers.' If you are making shortbread from home, you are more likely to have fork made holes than that distinctive pattern.That's Walkers shortbread. The "fork" pattern is a dead giveaway.
someone somewhere should set that cowboy thrusting video to the bill themeOT but someone posted about Limmy a few pages back. I don’t really know his stuff but this reply about someone wanking to The Bill theme had me HOOTING so I thought I’d share with the Fraus. As you were.
He’s got a distinct touch of the Novak Nails about him, I still would thoughArtist Uses AI To Recreate Face Of Alexander The Great
Dutch photographer and digital designer Bas Uterwijk has used artificial intelligence to create a ‘photograph’ of Alexander the Great… or what he could havegreekcitytimes.com
A news story that popped up in my Inbox a while ago (alert) but I've only just paid attention to. Were any Novak Nails harmed in this reconstruction?
Hahaha! Hahaha!Im not sure why but ”it was reduced on kindle” has finished me off today.
Jack's too busy with MySpace to bother with TikTok.I wish Jack would learn how to tiktok her creations! I’d love to see the offal disappear and reappear as...blended offal
I think it's the back story of when you are forced as a child to eat it because there's nothing else. I couldn't stomach heart for the same reason, but my partner waxes lyrical about it. Horses (teeth) for courses I suppose.
You would not look at that and think greengage jam, in fact nothing about it says jam to meShe posted a photo of it ... it was underwhelmingnot much yield.
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She said herself at the time that she slept in and completely fucked the jam. That it turned to a treacle-like substance but she photographs it and uploads it anyway and people tell her it looks goodYou would not look at that and think greengage jam, in fact nothing about it says jam to me
If I was feeling ill before.... that's just pushed me over the edge...my mum used to leave them soaking in a glass bowl that image still haunts me
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