When Jack asks about 'nurturing healthy relationships' Matt is making the exact face I pull when I'm in a meeting and I think my colleague's idea is the most moronic thing i've ever heard but I'm too polite to say anything...
Jack Monroe #8 Grates meats, deletes tweets and when she denies it we've got the receipts.
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Just came back to say that the pitch and cadence of her voice reminds me of Anne Widdecombe.
Thank you all for the catch up and the bonus photos of Matt 
but nope absolutely not watching it on catch up, the beetroot houmous sounds vile. Just checked twitter and insta and looks like she has been ordered to zip it
but nope absolutely not watching it on catch up, the beetroot houmous sounds vile. Just checked twitter and insta and looks like she has been ordered to zip itOMG, Jack’s mum shared this. There’s no way it’s true 
The people who share stuff like this also share posts warning about chalk marking on pavements being some sort of code used by burglars. FFS.
The people who share stuff like this also share posts warning about chalk marking on pavements being some sort of code used by burglars. FFS.
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Anyway saw this on Twitter. Is it one of you?
Anyway saw this on Twitter. Is it one of you?
Mandy needs to join Tattle
I'm almost starting to recent the execs at the beeb for putting a stop to her twitter rants. The bastards have ruined our entertainment!Thank you all for the catch up and the bonus photos of Matt
That's just it. Usually I believe that people have the right to change their mind about things without owing anyone an explanation, but Jack positions herself as a spokesperson and profits from it.
That actually looks like her couched up grated lung in the top of the picture.
The daily kitchen live socials didn't even bother to share a photo of the Dal today. I wonder just how bad it was considering what they do share when Jack cooks:
These aren't even the ones that Jack plated up on the show, the curry looks infinitely better than the live tv version.
These aren't even the ones that Jack plated up on the show, the curry looks infinitely better than the live tv version.
The first three look like regurgitated forms of the same thing.
"New born baby shite done 3 ways sir? We've got stewed, blended and fried"
"Yes please! Don't mind if I do!"
I hope Mandy knows what’s going to happen to her when Jack sees that tweet....
Same! I base mine off this recipe by THAT MAN https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/fruit-recipes/perfect-mince-pies/
Even the small things bug me. Those grey seeds do nothing to enhance that 'hummus' dish and they look like they've just been slung on with no thought for presentation. A little whorl of toasted sesame seeds and/or chopped parsley would have looked so much prettier.
I can’t imagine anyone breaking Ramadan with that concoction she made today.
In my experience (again just my experience, I do acknowledge Your Honour that my experiences don’t talk for everyone) with the variety of Asian families I have worked with, their cooking is delicious and they don’t need help making a curry from tins from an Essex Girl.
Also those photos of the dishes she has cooked this week say it all.
In my experience (again just my experience, I do acknowledge Your Honour that my experiences don’t talk for everyone) with the variety of Asian families I have worked with, their cooking is delicious and they don’t need help making a curry from tins from an Essex Girl.
Also those photos of the dishes she has cooked this week say it all.
She drives me INSANE. As a single mum I’d like to apologise on her behalf. We all don’t behave this way. We are all not on the breadline tipping tins open with our bare hands. Some of us cook from fresh - it’s called budgeting correctly. I’ll probably regret this tattle post but duck me she does my head in!“And yeah I’m mad, because it’s jollof rice all over again.”
Ps: Matt if you’re reading and free once lockdown is over?
Never mind Toff, I’d pay good money to have a Jack and Ann quarantine big brother show.
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