completely agree.i actually thought she was a bit better today and getting into it a bit more but what bugs me is now she’ssuddenly an expert on dahl and indian cooking, yet she’s the total woke type that would scream cultural appropriation if someone else did this...
Jack Monroe #8 Grates meats, deletes tweets and when she denies it we've got the receipts.
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Have at it, ladies. Don't mind me, just doing the lord's work, one JPEG at a time.
Curry, fatty, lentils
Bog swamp farts in the Monroe house tonight.
Bog swamp farts in the Monroe house tonight.
Jamie Oliver said you can substitute tahini with peanut butter decades ago.
The Daily Mail must have got it wrong - I assume by the year it was actually Cooking on A Bootstrap. Makes much more sense
Googled ‘books by Jack Munroe’ to figure out which it was and found this gem. Sounds like this other Jack Munroe also had a flair for the dramatic (but didn’t claim it to be his life story)
Dare you to do it right as she has a line..... I want more of the awkward silence and fear in her eyes from yesterday! 'tit... It's my line, but my gobs full. I can't help but shovel it in. Loads. I'm poor. This is my only meal today. My 3 freezers packed with food don't count. I'm just here for the free food. Oh wait tit, cameras still on me.... chew chew... panic chew..... swallow.... right....It's me.... tit... I don't have my cards!'
And people may call it peanut and chickpea dip and have at it with my blessing. But hummus it ain't.
PREACH! And lentils don't take long to cook from dried anyway.
I stupidly scheduled a meeting at 10am so just caught up. Oh man, that dhal 
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Every time I've been shopping there've been loads of beautiful tomatoes reduced to pence, and I haven't been able to get tinned for weeks so she's an absolute tit not to capitalise on that.
Also didn't she bollock That Man for appropriating jollof rice? What's so different about horribly bastardising dhal on national TV?
.Every time I've been shopping there've been loads of beautiful tomatoes reduced to pence, and I haven't been able to get tinned for weeks so she's an absolute tit not to capitalise on that.
Also didn't she bollock That Man for appropriating jollof rice? What's so different about horribly bastardising dhal on national TV?
I missed "I don't have my cards", when was that?
She kind of mumbled it at the beginning. So sad this car crash is ending tomorrow, what am I going to do with my mornings?!
Also loving all the Matt pics (the chefs whites dear lord!) was never much of a fan, thought he was a bit arrogant but his heroics dealing with Jack, lemons, ruby, polenta, pretending to like slop on live tv... I’m quite the convert... hope mrs t has a magnum of red lined up for Friday poor guy deserves it
You might want to eat those words, HarderFaster. Don't you know she's a curry expert (naturally) and can cook 200 unusual, authentic different curries?I stupidly scheduled a meeting at 10am so just caught up. Oh man, that dhal
Every time I've been shopping there've been loads of beautiful tomatoes reduced to pence, and I haven't been able to get tinned for weeks so she's an absolute tit not to capitalise on that.
Also didn't she bollock That Man for appropriating jollof rice? What's so different about horribly bastardising dhal on national TV?
In the same interview, she says she can't cook rice to save her life but likes making risotto, even though people take the piss out of her because.... oh, I give up.
https://www.irishexaminer.com/break...ushy-peas-but-adores-a-good-curry-872695.html
I’m surprised she hasn’t used her heritage as an excuse, not that being half Greek means you get a free pass to bastardise curry but in her head maybe it makes sense. I remember years ago on Tumblr there was drama because the woke American users were referring to Greeks as POC and Greeks were disagreeing with that and posting photos of groups of pasty blonde Greek schoolchildren. Maybe even she understands that it’d be a step too farI stupidly scheduled a meeting at 10am so just caught up. Oh man, that dhal
Every time I've been shopping there've been loads of beautiful tomatoes reduced to pence, and I haven't been able to get tinned for weeks so she's an absolute tit not to capitalise on that.
Also didn't she bollock That Man for appropriating jollof rice? What's so different about horribly bastardising dhal on national TV?
Ah, of course: I forgot that as "the Greek in the room" she was the nation's authority on curry. I wonder what the good people of Bradford, Leicester, Rusholme et al would make of her expertise?
I missed the last 15 minutes. Sounds like a good job I did.
Gosh if I was poor and had to eat that stew, bake, dahl or casserole Jack insists all poor people have to eat all the time because they can’t have fresh fruit and vegetables then I’d rob a sandwich from Tesco. A plain ham one as even that is better than this undercooked greasy tit that’s being slopped out by her.
Gosh if I was poor and had to eat that stew, bake, dahl or casserole Jack insists all poor people have to eat all the time because they can’t have fresh fruit and vegetables then I’d rob a sandwich from Tesco. A plain ham one as even that is better than this undercooked greasy tit that’s being slopped out by her.
I'm sure they're just dying for her to condescend to introduce them to "new flavours and concepts". FFS.
It looks like one of my endometrial clot periods.
I've been looking up that dhal she made, just cause the use of curry powder annoyed me. Turns out it should be cream you use. Where it is from don't have coconuts, so they'd never be used. And it should be on the simmer for ages.
Also masala = spice mix
The sauce is known as gravy.
So again, slop in curry powder and she's passing it off as something else. Jack, this is your Jollof rice.
Also, there are some amount of racists on twitter. They're hashtagging the show, giving it the big, wht you cooking about Ramadan but not St Georges day. But these are the same idiots asking how to reheat is you don't have a micro. FFS. How have we evolved as a species.
Also masala = spice mix
The sauce is known as gravy.
So again, slop in curry powder and she's passing it off as something else. Jack, this is your Jollof rice.
Also, there are some amount of racists on twitter. They're hashtagging the show, giving it the big, wht you cooking about Ramadan but not St Georges day. But these are the same idiots asking how to reheat is you don't have a micro. FFS. How have we evolved as a species.
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