Where is that eye roll emoji?
Jack Monroe #8 Grates meats, deletes tweets and when she denies it we've got the receipts.
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There was one tweet (cannot recall when) when she apparently was offered a 6 figure sum for her life story, but didn't want to put family in the spotlight. 6 figures.
My husband is hilarious he goes into expensive places and asks for the price,( which I was told you never do, as you need to ask you cannot afford) and when they tell him if he cannot afford he just says the out of my price range bye. I cringe everytime but o also love the lack of fucks given.
Fabulously found well done! I'm assuming she's talking about the Burberry flagship, have been many times and can't fathom this happening it's SO nice in there & where it's located they must get SO many tourists coming in with absolutely no intentions of buying anyway? The way the store is merchandised actually promotes the cheaper items like keyrings, wallets, the non-leather bags and accessories at the front where they get the most traffic, it must make up a huge % of their total revenue for that store. I would say that store actually has the most diverse range of sales assistants I've seen in that area (and especially compared to European city equivs), obvs luxury retailers have cottoned onto the Asian connects but that store is genuinely diverse with lots of black brits & europeans, too. It is a huge store with some office staff above, but they'd only take you to the ££ bits if you expressed an interest really, and from a security and stock protection PoV it wouldn't make sense to have that stuff as openly accessible with the footfall they must receive!
I've been treated like a friend when I've gone in to buy little gifts, when I've gone in to get my coat repaired, when I've gone in to try something on (actually was actively encouraged to try something I'd fallen in love with but couldn't justify buying on the spot), always offered refreshments... And all of this is around my working day so I'm not glammed up like some side piece using Phil Green's AMEX to be treated this nicely, they're just nice there!
That article is the most pretentious, self righteous load of bollocks I have ever read in my entire bleeping life.
Has anyone just seen the video she's put on Instagram. She's curling her hair, wearing a push up bra and dressed like Nigella. I'd legit be scared if I was Nigella atm. She wanted a bleeping mastectomy two years ago. I honestly cannot even.
This article... I can't even get past the intro without laughing... “She would send me clams from the kitchen that looked like clitorises,” recalls Monroe...
Christ on a bike.
duck me who needs enemies when you’ve got snide passive aggressive snipes like this in ur insta comments
Awful nasty comments, where? It’s fine to be nervous and we’ve all said how much better she’s done this week, it’s having a weeks worth of TV delivered through an antiquated 2009 Amazon Kindle Fire on our license fee we questioned hun
Awful nasty comments, where? It’s fine to be nervous and we’ve all said how much better she’s done this week, it’s having a weeks worth of TV delivered through an antiquated 2009 Amazon Kindle Fire on our license fee we questioned hun
I was going to mention it. But I know some people, like me, have a hard time sleeping so refrained. Jack has no bounds to self promotion, no matter how distasteful.
They could get Julia Roberts to play the lead role - after all she would be perfect in the Burberry scene, just a few tweeks and it's identical to the one in the shop on Rodeo Drive
Single white female stuff going on here
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She's like those twats at uni who pretend they're working class. No you're just a bit skint, but really you're not. If your first thought with a bit of money is to Burberry, then I don't believe your narrative. Surely you'd be looking for stability. First thing I got was decent shoes, because when you're poor, you get into the false economy of cheap shoes. Then it was underwear, because it had seen better days. Buying fancy, expensive stuff (especially for spite) was so far down the list. And how the duck can you justify £5kish on jackets but not have house insurance. It's ludicrous.
She's got such a chip about not owning her house, maybe if you didn't spunk your money on shite you'd have a chance. It's not like you're on a 0 hour contract trying to save!
She's got such a chip about not owning her house, maybe if you didn't spunk your money on shite you'd have a chance. It's not like you're on a 0 hour contract trying to save!
We are critiquing her work, we are paying for the BBC so we are allowed. JM is actually our employee.duck me who needs enemies when you’ve got snide passive aggressive snipes like this in ur insta comments
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Awful nasty comments, where? It’s fine to be nervous and we’ve all said how much better she’s done this week, it’s having a weeks worth of TV delivered through an antiquated 2009 Amazon Kindle Fire on our license fee we questioned hun
That is actually really creepy. It is obviously based on Nigellas appearance. I think JM has lost the plot.
That's one of the most unnerving things I've ever seen. Her facial expressions towards the end... WTF?
Oh Jack you're such a martyr. Turning down those Hollywood big wigs and keeping it real.
Who needs a fortune in return for your authentic and courageous life story when you can simply beg your twitter followers for money via your patreon and other donations.
I'm sure working your 50 hour days writing impressive free content and side hustle of stunning photography of your delicious meals is a no brainer compared to the financial security of having your life story turned into a blockbuster movie.
duck ME HARD! I mean I knew she was a bit bleeping off the wall at times but the last few articles that have been thrown up in this thread are off the scale!!!
Heading over there to watch it now. Since I bought a weighted blanket 6 weeks ago I have no trouble sleeping, after 5 years of insomnia (true story, not a Jackanory, and I don't work for a weighted blanket company
)Oh wind your neck in and get back inside your bleeping box love and leave us tattlers to it.duck me who needs enemies when you’ve got snide passive aggressive snipes like this in ur insta comments
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Awful nasty comments, where? It’s fine to be nervous and we’ve all said how much better she’s done this week, it’s having a weeks worth of TV delivered through an antiquated 2009 Amazon Kindle Fire on our license fee we questioned hun
It's not corned beef but it's already grated what can I do with this jack that's not a curry
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Grim isn't it?
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