https://giphy.com/fnQb5fsaLZaAqVVkhH Accept the things I cannot change...biggest life lesson I ever learned. Not always easy...but I get there in the end (once I’ve removed the self-imposed obstacles)
https://giphy.com/fnQb5fsaLZaAqVVkhH Accept the things I cannot change...biggest life lesson I ever learned. Not always easy...but I get there in the end (once I’ve removed the self-imposed obstacles)Sorry if this has been said but that last tweet annoyed the fuck out of me. Does she just love adding to the anxiety of already anxious people? Alcoholics do not need to think that quitting means ‘long nights wide awake fretting about literally everything’. What a dangerous message.
For any alcoholics among us: recovery often means you are finally able to sleep again, having developed healthier ways to deal with anxiety. It doesn’t just mean fewer headaches.
Anyone else wondering what the huge, HUGE photo shoot is going to be?
Whatever it is, I hope it's inspired by one of @Alansbigplate photoshop masterpieces.
Oh great, those sleeves on Billie Eilish can double up as colanders.
I see that some of the food items have been in the smeg so long that they too have developed sentience, and joined a forum.
Come, come - I have never come across fancy rolls out in the wild. I love it that your corner shop potentially has you pegged as the sort who comes in and laughs at the baked goods. Keep it up!P. S I think this is actually the 2nd time I've posted a picture of the fancy rolls to the cabal.
I clearly am no Pocahontas when it comes to my content.
However fear not my loves if I get banned from the corner shop for laughing with the baked goods I will blame it entirely on THAT WOMAN !!!!
Come, come - I have never come across fancy rolls out in the wild. I love it that your corner shop potentially has you pegged as the sort who comes in and laughs at the baked goods. Keep it up!
I’m the E. coli salad bags. I am currently experiencing all-pervading self hatred and an overwhelming sense of doom.I see that some of the food items have been in the smeg so long that they too have developed sentience, and joined a forum.
Ok, fess up, which one of you is actually the pistachio milk?
I had a joke with my sister the other day. My kids love to bake and I said if they want biscuits they have to make their own as rarely buy them. To be honest my kids love their own biscuits so are happy to make a batch whilst I look on.I looked through £20 shop and was genuinely bewildered and not a little concerned at what she was feeding to her son and encouraging others struggling financially to eat. I'm vegan and skint and I'd never waste money buying, say, tinned beans. Why not buy dried beans, cook them yourself and spend the money you've saved on decent noodles, rather than the cheapest shit Asda can offer? Why buy that jar of sauce and the packet sauces, when you could make something with far more goodness in yourself? Why buy biscuits? Make your own. And so it goes on. Just because people are poor doesn't mean they're fucking idiots or deserve to eat shit. Cooking beans, making sauces, baking biscuits... even if you can barely cook, these things are not difficult
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Oh Alan your photoshop skills never fail to make me HOOT!Must be a new deal advertising the Asdas
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ETA she’s wearing her mask cos of the new rules for retail workers obvs
Quelle surprise,
I've googled pineapple riata, and it is a thing. But the pictures look different to Jack's pictures.
It’s the hair coming out of the sidesOh Alan your photoshop skills never fail to make me HOOT!
that pasta is so sharp and hard it could take your eye out.
She’s got one of her wigs on underneathIt’s the hair coming out of the sides
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