Jack Monroe #78 All of your food is brown
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That was THEN, this is etc
JESUS bleeping CHRIST ENOUGH WITH THE SAUSAGES.
tiger rolls make a good soup bowl because they are so sturdy on the outside.
Tbf there are curries that use liver and other offal. Takatak for example. I still wouldnt eat it though 
Non-sentient is a very interesting word choice, given the jokes on here about the bedroom mirror being sentient.
Jack!
"feels subversive, smells delicious..." looks bleeping appalling. and don't be stealing sentient from us!
Just the idea makes me heave. Especially since she’ll probably grate the stuff.Tbf there are curries that use liver and other offal. Takatak for example. I still wouldnt eat it though
Why not just make a chicken liver pate, it’s easy and tasty and a little goes a long way.
ETA: I also can’t really see liver curry taking off with her “second biggest audience”
in the US.Grated liver curry. Foul!Just the idea makes me heave. Especially since she’ll probably grate the stuff.
Why not just make a chicken liver pate, it’s easy and tasty and a little goes a long way.
I thought she carried a 93kg sideboard home on her own?!
Yes I know, that was THEN, this is NOW. Once again proving her stories are not only vomit inducing but completely fabricated.
Yes I know, that was THEN, this is NOW. Once again proving her stories are not only vomit inducing but completely fabricated.
Can't she just make liver with onion gravy with mash like a normal person?
You can't make a few meals using a bag of stir fry veg that is already on the turn.
You can't make a few meals using a bag of stir fry veg that is already on the turn
.My daughter is on way home and texted asking what’s for tea. I’ve told her curried liver. Suspect she’ll just stay on the bus forever.
That shop did not look ‘too much to carry all in one’ how heavy are rotten stir fry vegetables? Although tbf on the turn tiger bread does quadruple in weight
A quick Google produces this, which doesn't look impossible to me, flavourwise (I'll get my coat!) But I freely admit that it's seriously lacking in the aesthetics department.Tbf there are curries that use liver and other offal. Takatak for example. I still wouldnt eat it though
Curried Chicken Livers Recipe - Indian.Food.com
I finally measured everything so I could post this recipe that I made up over 10 years ago. I used to serve them with diced fried potatoes cooked in t
www.food.com
Looooool she’s gonna be like Keanu Reeves in Speed
Is she expecting her lad to get excited about bacon and potato pancakes for breakfast on a Monday morning? 
(or any morning on a school day)
(or any morning on a school day)This. This is exactly what pisses me off, that she doesn’t have a bleeping clue about foodbanks for the past eight years, and yet people hang on her every word.
No, anyone (as we did at the food bank I helped at) would throw the food away. Do you know why? Because they shouldn’t ever be made to feel like they are worth food that is past it’s used by date, whether it’s there in a separate tray or not, people feel a burden and may feel obliged to take it because in their head they don’t deserve any help. Same with donating Smartprice stuff, I remember saying way back during DKL not to donate it as buying a better brand helps people to feel more human.
At a food bank your role is to help and equip people with enough food to last a few days, not as a drop off point to get rid of your 10p Asda salad bags. She is utterly clueless about how people feel who are put into this position, I actually dislike her because she does way more harm to people who genuinely need the help than good. I wish she’d duck off and go do some politics where she can cause less damage than to disadvantaged people.
Apologies for the rant, the people I saw during lockdown during those few months helping will stay with me forever. Children waiting for us to arrive with their food when dropping off, raking through the bag for treats. To think that goes on every day and the utter shite she spouts rather than trying to help. With Jack all she does is self promotion. That £20 shopping is to fuel her own ego, nothing more.
Good call for her.
also don't be surprised if man in white coats come to take you on "special journey" 
I’m very pleased she went to Asda today. I was there yesterday morning and genuinely concerned for my shins.
Can’t wait to see what delicious meals she makes with her mini haul this week...
Can’t wait to see what delicious meals she makes with her mini haul this week...
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