I expect she will start ranting about electric scooters in about 6 months time. Bloody kids, enjoying themselves.she hasn't posted dinner yet
nowt since she was wittering to a squiggle about all the fire hazards her dad has warned her about.
these include, but are not limited to, electric blankets, silos, motorbikes and ouija boards. well, the ouija board isn't strictly a fire hazard, but there was wittering
Jack/Clint photoshop opportunity? I can visualise it, but lack the skills to realise it.Th
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Shouldn’t that be a fistful of kale?
I've also said "marinade" when what I meant was "marinate"Shouldn’t that be a fistful of kale?
Oooh no. I don't think she likes Clint Eastwood. I took one for the team and watched that God awful rage poetry videoJack/Clint photoshop opportunity? I can visualise it, but lack the skills to realise it.
Looking forward to the end of the week, when we tot up just how much she's made from her £20 Asda smartprice shop which was meant to feed her and her son 3 meals a day for 7 days! We've already disqualified the Tesco finest sardines lunch #rulebreakshe hasn't posted dinner yet
I think we are past those kind of finer details, dear heartI've also said "marinade" when what I meant was "marinate"In my defence, I'd just woken up from my siesta (translation for Jack : my afternoon nap).
It would add extra piquancy (a word not in Jack's cooking lexicon!)Oooh no. I don't think she likes Clint Eastwood. I took one for the team and watched that God awful rage poetry video.
ooh, yeah, we need a spreadsheet!Looking forward to the end of the week, when we tot up just how much she's made from her £20 Asda smartprice shop which was meant to feed her and her son 3 meals a day for 7 days! We've already disqualified the Tesco finest sardines lunch #rulebreak
The very same ouija board I used to eject her from haunting this thread?she hasn't posted dinner yet
nowt since she was wittering to a squiggle about all the fire hazards her dad has warned her about.
these include, but are not limited to, electric blankets, silos, motorbikes and ouija boards. well, the ouija board isn't strictly a fire hazard, but there was wittering
I’m not a million miles from her and it was roasting on Sunday and Monday this week and that‘s speaking as someone who is normally cold!View attachment 254788
The mittens are from Asda, stand down Fraus. And honestly, the milk tray man. Why are her references always so strangely dated?
Don't you be coming rand 'ere with your fancy words you mithering maven. (Ten bucks that our wee lassie will be using piquant by next week).It would add extra piquancy (a word not in Jack's cooking lexicon!)
Served in a Victorian bedpan..Dinner has been posted, some kind of veg and salmon soup (is that a thing?) with leeks on toast on the side. It looks...alright?
Coconut milk wasn't on the receipts.it's still kinda sloppy tho
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and calling herbs straggly isn't exactly appetising!
it's still kinda sloppy tho
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and calling herbs straggly isn't exactly appetising!
She's used leeks and mustard, too. I don't think those were on the list or in the photos? Or the chilli oil?Coconut milk wasn't on the receipts.
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