Anyone a member of any Southend Facebook groups?
She loves throwing in pointless adjectives, like it adds more depths to her writing and makes her sound intelligent when she’s doing a “moody” selfie/article for the Guardian. Then does lots of “very very” “many many” posts “the shitty bungalow is very very cold” and “many many notices” writing like we were taught exactly NOT to write once we got to secondary school age 11. You can see when she’s spent an age thinking about her words and when she’s replying to a tweetOhhhhhh I can’t keep up with these threads at the mo! But I had to comment on that insta post from the last thread because it made me absolutely seethe. You know she absolutely loved that two people were concerned for her and took time out of their day to pay some attention to fragile little troubled Jack (if it happened which it probably didn’t). It’s so pathetic. Jack Monroe, the protagonist of reality.
‘Notoriously deep lake’. How deep does a lake have to be to obtain notoriety? Does it penetrate into the earth’s core? Is it a gateway into hell? To be fair I’d consider any place with Jack sat waiting at the end of it the gateway to hell.
Scarfend, please...I was in Sarfend in November last year (to see Tim Minchin at the Cliffs). I’m *sure* I just happened to lose my Burberry scarf...
I wouldn’t have seen any notices or FB posts on local pages as I don’t live there
Go on, dare me
Yes! I’m dying for someone to do this. I bet someone somewhere has actually lost a Burberry scarf, she’s so full of shit it would become so awkward with her changing the details of her bullshit (obsessive about facts) to squirm out of it.Can I just say how funny it would be if someone replied to her saying that they were in Southend at the time and happened to lose their scarf, and thank her for finding their £370 scarf and get details of how to return it to its rightful owner.
The tweet would be gone quicker than you could say salmon paste.
The only Southend facebook group I saw allows anyone to see posts and members without joining. I lasted 2 minutes..... it's kinda dullAnyone a member of any Southend Facebook groups?
Is jack there?The only Southend facebook group I saw allows anyone to see posts and members without joining. I lasted 2 minutes..... it's kinda dull
were there any Burberry lost & found posts by a Mx Monroe?The only Southend facebook group I saw allows anyone to see posts and members without joining. I lasted 2 minutes..... it's kinda dull
I searched by name, and she is mentioned, .... someone saying "local author has new book". The post got.....one likeIs jack there?
I’m in quite a few, no Burberry scarves popping up on the search. But as Jack said this was many many years ago so it’ll have been removed now. That is definitely why nothing comes up and not because it’s a lie..Anyone a member of any Southend Facebook groups?
Yes. Reminds me of those fellas that would sell 5 lighters for a pound and fake Burberry caps in Belfast city centre back in the day. That being said, I would still absolutely love to find a genuine designer anything. What luck she has!No offence but Thanks to TV I find Burberry really chavvy. Wouldn't touch it even if I found it.
I was thinking of one the other day, but you beat me to it.A coconut and salmon/haddock ...soup? With cheese and massacred leeks on toast? I am baffled by this combination. Just because you can buy a jar of salmon paste for 30p doesn't mean you should, she could quite easily have saved the 30p and just made it a vegetable soup, no hiding required. Furthermore why is she acting like there's a fucking tundra directly outside her door? She's apparently already bundled up like some sort of venomous Eskimo ffs, just go outside you ludicrous prune.
In the last thread @Blurp made mention of a bingo card so I made one for you all. The prize is not having to eat any mysterious slop.
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The strangely dated cultural references will be from having very little herself but picking some up from older girlfriends I would wager.View attachment 254788
The mittens are from Asda, stand down Fraus. And honestly, the milk tray man. Why are her references always so strangely dated?
But weren’t the two leather jackets, bought out of spite, Burberry?The ‘nice lady editor offering her a Burberry coat over lunch’ receipt. Soz if someone’s already posted this, I’m a tired Frau tonight.
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