Pretty sure no one would believe that, even the squiggles! Those in the inner circle, please keep us posted on the replies!
Pretty sure no one would believe that, even the squiggles! Those in the inner circle, please keep us posted on the replies!Genuinely thought this was a piss take. Surely no one would say that and expect to be believed?
ONE MILLION BITCOIN to the Frau or Herr who finds the Facebook post where she fruitlessly seeks the owner of the missing £300 scarf
Deferring to others. Jack is genuinely more likely to sell her emin/hammock/sentient mirror/sideboards/3 fridges etc etc and donate the proceeds to the homeless/genuine poor people whose suffering she makes a living from than defer to others who actually do the things she dreams/lies about doing.You know what needs to come back into fashion? Deferring to others who have more experience than yourself.
So many Tom, Dick and Jacks need to have an opinion on everything. It's okay to go 'dunno man, I only worked there for five minutes so I couldn't comment'
If I found a lost scarf (half buried in the mud) I may brush off the dried on mud and put a notice on FB sites etc but am not sure I'm altruistic enough to get it specialist dry cleaned before doing so....
I'm just amazed our favourite poverty activist didn't give it to one of the homeless people she meets at one of the soup kitchens she so regularly volunteers at #notveryaltruisticIf I found a lost scarf (half buried in the mud) I may brush off the dried on mud and put a notice on FB sites etc but am not sure I'm altruistic enough to get it specialist dry cleaned before doing so....
For me it would be a complete write off for being covered in mud. Nope. Perhaps hang it on a railing, but take it home? Nope.If I found a lost scarf (half buried in the mud) I may brush off the dried on mud and put a notice on FB sites etc but am not sure I'm altruistic enough to get it specialist dry cleaned before doing so....
And electric bikes!I expect she will start ranting about electric scooters in about 6 months time. Bloody kids, enjoying themselves.
Haha, yes-could’ve sold it on eBay & given the money to a food bank surely? Her stories are less believable than the shit kids invent when they’re 8. Even the jackolytes must be clenching inwardly but too scared/polite to comment. It’s just so embarrassing.I'm just amazed our favourite poverty activist didn't give it to one of the homeless people she meets at one of the soup kitchens she so regularly volunteers at #notveryaltruistic
I was in Sarfend in November last year (to see Tim Minchin at the Cliffs). I’m *sure* I just happened to lose my Burberry scarf...View attachment 255356Special Constable Mack Jonroe didn’t just put ‘notices’ (more time travelling, the 1930s on this occasion) in local Facebook groups. She didn’t just put many notices. She put many many notices. Tweets. Signs up near where it was found. And Etc.
Fuck it fraus, I’m going to claim it!
https://giphy.com/vifNfW29VtyPm
Also surely you just have your one 'local' facebook group, not 'many, many'?!View attachment 255356Special Constable Mack Jonroe didn’t just put ‘notices’ (more time travelling, the 1930s on this occasion) in local Facebook groups. She didn’t just put many notices. She put many many notices. Tweets. Signs up near where it was found. And Etc.
Fuck it fraus, I’m going to claim it!
https://giphy.com/vifNfW29VtyPm
Aaaagh-please, please let someone claim it!! She’ll have to squirm out of that one, imagine the twisting?View attachment 255356Special Constable Mack Jonroe didn’t just put ‘notices’ (more time travelling, the 1930s on this occasion) in local Facebook groups. She didn’t just put many notices. She put many many notices. Tweets. Signs up near where it was found. And Etc.
Fuck it fraus, I’m going to claim it!
https://giphy.com/vifNfW29VtyPm
I'd never heard of it before but looks like its a supermarket for Brexit voters. Website seems strangely keen to announce that everything is BRITISH.I think it’s probably the Union Jacks plastered everywhere isn’t it
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