Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity

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Jay-cloth Cow said:
I made this back in't day! It was actually quite nice. Once I added about another 15 spoonfuls of mustard as prior to that, bland bland bland.
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yes, I put mustard in my creamed tuna. And peas. And, sometimes I even put hot sauce.
 
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Breakdance Badass

I just love him, how proud must his Mum be? What an great role model for young people
 
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Droosie123

Eurgh said:
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If this is from that “Dogging documentary“ then here’s my claim to fame (no you filthy cabal I wasn’t in it) .

My sister in law made all the masks . I watched all the way through to see if she’d get a credit at the end....she didn’t....and I think she’s quite happy about that.
 
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Alansbigplate

All your food is brooooown and your rat tail was greyyyyyy
 
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heretoreaditall2019

Omg this whole comment is perfect If I was home alone on a Friday I’d take myself out shopping & end up in China Town for dinner and omg there are sprinklings of this sort with their faux fur accessories that wouldn’t come out favourably if surveyed under a black light
 
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Lanie

Why would anyone want that mas never mind use an affiliated link to view it. Can you make as my line affiliated?
 
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Droosie123

A few years ago when I was very poor we were down to rice, a tin of tuna , various herbs and spices, a tin of tomatoes and some peanut butter. It was the day before benefits went in and I had no money. ....couldn’t even put the heating on. God that was a hard time.

However from this came my legendary (in our house) Peanut Tuna Curry Slurry and Rice invention.

It was such a hit I still get requests for it now. It literally was a tuna, tomato and peanut slurry with curry spices mixed with rice. Bloody lovely though,
 
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TurnedUpInTipp

Lumpyspaceprincess said:
She might only eat high welfare meat. She feeds her child the shit.
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I'd be totally unsurprised if the court had ordered the kid's Dad to pay £20 a week for his maintenance, she's had a complete fucking 'He should support me too' flounce and now feeds the kid utter garbage food, which is documented as 'doing the best she can' to punish the Dad.
 
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MooBelle

https://giphy.com/wGhYz3FHaRJgk
Obviously I don't know, but at a guess....
(for our new Fraus, I am a conspiracy lover...)
SB has been with the dad for most of lockdown. He (and his missus) have got fed up with paying full whack maintenance to Jackie and made an application to have it adjusted accordingly.
She knew this was coming up so we got the mother of the year posts to PROVE she was a good mother and the dad was skimping on maintenance. That's why the tip jar got rattled and she started the beg on the Patreon.
She's lost 50% of her rent income when Louisa left and now her maintenance has gone awol too. Make sense that it would be a 20 quid 'challenge' for 'reasons'.
If only she had some savings. Or expensive items she could sell...
 
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