Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?

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LavaFlake

LavaFlake

The whole nurses can't eat off applause schtick has (rightfully) been said since what April/May? Whether it's copying Slimming World Recipes (carrot cake overnight oats anyone?) or making witty remarks and politica digs, she has zero original thought!

Maybe she wants to be a 5G truther because Denise Welch has gained so much traction 🤔
 
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Silver Linings

Silver Linings

Imainlylurk said:
Half of this is wrong. Fucks sake, it's scaremongering. You've been able to have your partner in established labour since the beginning of lockdown, although not on the postnatal ward which is tough. Pubs are sit down service only. Funerals can have 28 people, weddings 15. She's so ill informed it's embarrassing.

Also why does she keep having a go at restaurants being supported? It's so strange for someone who's worked in that industry. She must know how many ordinary people are employed in even the Michelin star places.
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And someone who scampered off to two in one night!
 
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crystaleyesd

crystaleyesd

Hahahaha when was the last time even a shiterag scraped her tweets?? The David Walliams pile on? Honey, nobody cares about your bland-ass lib dem views 💅

Also interesting she specifically uses the narc term 'flying monkeys'.
 
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NellieBoo

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Imainlylurk said:
Half of this is wrong. Fucks sake, it's scaremongering. You've been able to have your partner in established labour since the beginning of lockdown, although not on the postnatal ward which is tough. Pubs are sit down service only. Funerals can have 28 people, weddings 15. She's so ill informed it's embarrassing.

Also why does she keep having a go at restaurants being supported? It's so strange for someone who's worked in that industry. She must know how many ordinary people are employed in even the Michelin star places.
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Indeed. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story and some midday rabble rousing though, eh?
 
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Oofadoofa

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Silver Linings said:
She’s put her politics hat on, Fraus. View attachment 252041
The top one is like a tit poem. I’m sharing because how can she talk about ethics when SB’s body is rebelling against the tit she’s feeding him just for twitter content. twit.

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If going to Asda twice the day after being laid up on the sofa with severe COVID symptoms isn’t screaming “I don’t give a duck about you little people and the rules don’t apply to me”, then one wouldn’t like to guess what is.
 
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Flivver

Flivver

#thread title Kombucha Bren-da, kombucha. Oh Brenda, chipo-la-ta.

(You have to sing it to the tune of kumbaya mi-lord)
 
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LennyBriscoe

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Icing _on_ the_cake

Icing _on_ the_cake

On the restrictions, they aren't as non-sensical if you think about it.

A children's birthday party of 30 people - even outside - is likely to involve far more close, personal interaction than a grouse shoot on a moor (not advocating grouse shooting, just pointing out it's not a close contact sport.)

Similarly, at a wedding people are more likely to mingle with everyone there. The occasion usually involves hugs and dancing, even well intentioned people may let their guard down in the moment. However, if you go to a pub for a meal, you aren't going around and greeting everyone there.

The pubs are probably at their worst when people have drunk too much as reasoning breaks down, so a curfew that stops friday and saturday night drinking is not a bad idea (especially as getting wasted also puts pressure on health services.)

So the rules may seem a bit silly (the pub isn't guaranteed covid free at 9:59pm and a covid hell hole at 10pm), it's just a case of identifying which occasions, activities and places provide the best environments for covid to spread and limiting them.

Whether this will be enough, I don't know, but if you think about it you can understand what the reasoning is.
 
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Silver Linings said:
She’s put her politics hat on, Fraus. View attachment 252041
The top one is like a tit poem. I’m sharing because how can she talk about ethics when SB’s body is rebelling against the tit she’s feeding him just for twitter content. twit.

ETA - Welcome @Traazers 🥳
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The thing that jumps out to me is that SB's sister is 9.
SB's dad didn't waste any time did he?🤣🤣🤣
 
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