My beloved and most precious one has also left us far too soon due to the big C. He was fit as duck, still playing footie (admittedly in goal!) and cricket until about two or three years before his diagnosis. It took 8 months from diagnosis to his passing and he was in his fifties. My love didn’t just up and leave because he was sick and tired of living in a shitstorm of self centred drama. He would have done anything for one more day or week and I would do anything in the world to have another day or even an hour with him. But hey, Jackie - we’ve all gotta go sometime so let’s eat all the bacon, eh? You are an awful, insensitive oaf without a bleeping clue....stomping through your “career” whilst offending all manner of peoples lives and experiences.
It’s why her dreadful ouchy mouth cancer recipe book nonsense hurt so much. Like a recipe of slop would sort out all the problems of appetite and sickness, along with chemo induced ulceration and inflammation.
Bless you, HB....I am so sorry to upset you. I know I am not the only one to go through this and it is definitely not unusual or unique.I'm a bottle of prosecco down but this made me cry. I'm so, so sorry for you losing your loved one way too soon. She hasn't got a clue. Please don't let her upset you. Lots and lots of love from a Hausfrau who is lucky enough to still have her mum in her life after cancer. It's no joking matter and I don't ever take it for granted.
I really must swear more often! It’s quite the liberation, FrumpyCat!The ouchy mouth cook book announcement was one of the cuntiest things she has ever done. If she doesn't know how much cancer treatment can affect everything she is fortunate. Peddling her vile slop as though she was a qualified dietician. bleep.
A Simpsons snuggle pile! Now I feel loved! duck Jackie......she will never understand or know the strength and happiness strangers on the internet can impart.....too busy flogging the trolls shite for sympathy and clicks!
Doing a Gunka......again. Sorry if it has been said.It's the small things that expose these dishonest idiots. Messages deleted, but she was recently 'hoofing' packets of Biscoff, Custard Creams, Doughnuts ....
Jack Monroe
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Squiggle
I don’t have a lot of sugar these days, none in hot drinks, I’ve given up sweets and biscuits and the only cakes I have I make myself, and that’s not frequent.
I laughed at that too - at least two if not three doughnuts the actual day before....doughnuts - possibly the sugariest of all cake sort of stuff...especially cheap Asda jam filled ones where the jam is probably 20% fruit and 80% sugar!Doing a Gunka......again. Sorry if it has been said.
She had lots of sugar THEN (last week), but doesn't have lots of sugar NOW (this week).
Thankyou now duck OFF
I have tried it too years ago and it was everything you wouldn’t want in a recipe. It smelled like moss actually.In my days of great enthusiasm for Jack’s recipes, I made the salad bag pesto and made my partner (who is a real foodie) eat it too. I don’t think they have ever quite forgiven me for that experience
It smelled like moss.I have tried it too years ago and it was everything you wouldn’t want in a recipe. It smelled like moss actually.
Um, Words-best-writer-ever-Jackie, that should be 'something's gonna get us' not 'somethings'.She has replied to squiggle who asked about the wisdom of eating carcinogenic meat.
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'ave a banana' - that has finished me offEven by age 9 Jack knew she was destined to carry on the good work of the Queen of Hearts and was wise enough to realise that just like Diana, dark forces would conspire against her. One day she was helping her old nan shovel coal and whippets into a bath tub when her nan turned to her and in her and said in fluent cockney that she must be must be careful who she sends snaps of her minge to.
Years later these words would come back to Jack after she was invited to a top secret "saving the poors" meeting at Kensignton Palace when Harry took her aside and said "Jack promise me you'll never said the same nude twice and that you'll test everyone with constant lying". Jack replied "Cor blimey guv'nor you sound just like me old nan 'ave a banana" before scampering off to hitchhike 300 miles home.