Where the duck is the eye roll icon when you need it?
Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Jack Monroe Threads Wiki
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
4mins at 800w, give it a little stir then 2mins & leave to cool for 1min.
It’s so wrong but so bloody funny
Oh my godMe an’all except ‘proper’ ‘Kawasaki’ and ‘rollercoaster’
Are you Cheryl? I knew it.
You know when it says leave to stand I kind of always thought you had to stand next to the microwave
‘Aye a thought’
I am absolutely creased at the 39p recipe (it isn’t 39p), the fact someone is having sausage with rice (wtf?!) and that right under the picture of the slop is the word thankyou and also a good ol’ rattle of the tip jar. S
She’s absolutely shameless.
PS. Even in her Celery Studios Edinburgh production, that isn’t casserole and it looks bleeping disgusting.
She’s absolutely shameless.
PS. Even in her Celery Studios Edinburgh production, that isn’t casserole and it looks bleeping disgusting.
She also said Prince Harry (IN PERSON) told her a 'top tip' when sharing nudes. If you mega enlarge said nude pic and put a teeny tiny code in the picture then if the picture is ever leaked you could zoom in onthe code and thus work out who had sent it.
Some observations i made at the time and still standby
1.Doesn't matter who leaked them, they are still public
2. If you share so many pictures of your bits and pieces with so many different people that you need to catalogue them then you need to bleeping stop it.
From fb
I imagine some of the costs would be offset by regular TV appearances and book deals.
Does anyone else find the way she has positioned those sausages hilarious! It looks like they are avoiding the gravy before they make a break for it.How long until she does a chaos like her good pal Captain America and 'accidentally' tweets a nude?
View attachment 250971
I've not read it yet, but I can hardly wait. I'm trying to power my way through The Evening and The Morning, which was released on the same day!
For precisely this reason. She cooks food for people without teeth.
It's one of the most distasteful things she does, IMO. I don't care about anyone choosing to send nudes, that's her prerogative. But FGS, keep it privste and don't embarrass your son by broadcasting about it to your quarter million followers.
Sentences. But not as we know them!
either th at or a picture of a twit.
Well now I want it even more. The other one it suggested was a burnt butter beans thing with a truly cringeable intro, so I might do that instead.
I’d leg it too, tbf
Attachments
our thick as tit cat brought one in, dropped it so he could turn round to make sure we were looking at him admiringly, mouse scampered under the sofa. Probably still there.
Genuinely laughing up a lung at this!
After passing it back to the Kremlin they've come back with an aproximate translation.
This particular Squiggle is enquiring as to why Jackie hasn't returned to This Morning, or indeed any television programme.
They ask if it is only because she has been unwell, but don't refer to any illness in particular. Tbf there are a few ailments to choose from, however they are not aware that none of these conditions are real.
What is unclear is to whom they are making the request. It isn't addressed to anyone in particular and just appears to be sent out to Twitter in general, most of which can't see it as Jackie locked her account quicker than Boris locked down Newcastle.
Also, our KGB comrades are stumped as to what the actual duck Phil and Holly have got to do with it.
So .. teeth all fine today then, after all? 
Hope that rabbit of hers is secure then. Foxes are quite able to break into hutches...
- Status