Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?

[I’MBUSY!]

Does she understand how fines work?

Here's a clue, Jack. They're not voluntary.

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Notwithstanding the fact that at the time of Cummings' breach, there were no £10,000 fines. But, yes, a voluntary fining system is an....interesting idea? Like a COVID swear-jar?

 

[I’MBUSY!]

was

Also I want to see if she grates them.

I mean, can you imagine having to open those horrors out of their skins?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

*whispers* they look like rough man hands. Working class hands in fact. I've been wondering if the testosterone she bought online and took willy nilly have had this effect. Or have her hands always been like this? They seem disproportionate to her otherwise diminutive frame.

Ever seen that programme, "The Deadliest Catch?" I imagine it's from one of those fellers she got her transplanted Franken-hands.

 

[spirals]

How long until she does a chaos like her good pal Captain America and 'accidentally' tweets a nude?

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Her "work phone"? Which one is that then, iphone or samsung?

 

[Walkdengirl]

Sending get well vibes to you and hope you are able to get some sleep between now and tomorrow.
My ouchy jaw is doing better, on final day of antibiotics here. We need to have a separate group for ouchy mouths

Thank you. I hope you're feeling better soon x

 

[Cookiecookie]

Oh my fucking god Brenda, there aren't supposed to be in that recipe!!

She's not just gone for the bollock sausages I see. Dear lord, that is horrifying!

 

[NellieBoo]

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I'm so glad you asked (I think).

 

[Themaninblack]

STOP PRESS: Asda now do sugar free donuts

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Cake (singular) only once a year, iirc. Receipts anyone?

 

[Uberrima fides]

Live footage of Jack putting her Ocado order in.

Seriously though, who are these people who idolise her??

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People who are currently housed in a high security psychiatric hospital like Broadmoor. They are the only ones sufficiently detatched from reality to appreciate the essence of Jack Monroe.

 

[Fruitjack]

@chocolate choux took one for the team back on Thread #17. Check that out, and then decide if you want to go ahead (there are even pictures!)

Well now I want it even more. The other one it suggested was a burnt butter beans thing with a truly cringeable intro, so I might do that instead.

 

[Ninch55]

@Pocahontas wonderful recap - Jackelina as tedious as ever, I see.

 

[FrumpyCat]

She has replied to squiggle who asked about the wisdom of eating carcinogenic meat.

I just have no words. Sorry.View attachment 250916

Where the fuck is the eye roll icon when you need it?

 

[Mustard]

She needed the dentist THEN

They are only seeing EMERGENCY patients.

 

[Pixie06]

God, she looks terrified in that photo!! What’s she afraid of? Herself?

Looking in that 3D mirror!

 

[Ninch55]

Cooper just admit it, you made the stew! Raw and yet somehow slimy rice and all.
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Why is there an enormous turd in the rice?

 

[Ninch55]

Black eye (shimmery Bobbi brown edition)

Shimmer Yard Eye from the Gwaan Palette

 

[bazzam]

LOL can you imagine? Jack sees herself as a general, leading the troops into battle, not a common foot soldier who does the dirty work

I doubt she'd pass a probation period given the chaos/health issues/general unreliability

she would point out how it was all wrong.

 

[Oofadoofa]

Secondly, what the fuck is her beef with Michelin restaurants?

The only ‘chef’ the world has ever seen who is above a Michelin star. She should create her own award, the Monroe Goop, maybe?

 

[Lanie]

On that New channel 4 show Hugh FW has just made kombucha. Getting all up in her niche..

What a git, doesn't he know these things. Tsk!

 

[kachoochoo]

As if Katie Piper hasn’t already been through enough

ikr! like trying to learn to dance while gorka was busy getting off with gemma! (being lighthearted mlud I'm well aware of ms piper's disability)

she does not deserve to think she needs to eat this food.