Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?

[Mustard]

Oh god please don’t say things like Willy nilly after the sausage skin close ups

I don’t think the tattoos help the look of her hands.

 

[Walkdengirl]

She really MUST do a collab with Kay’s Cooking on YouTube

I think kay is a better cook

 

[Blurp]

I’m Northern Irish and I’ve never had instant mash — not keen (love champ though), but definitely agree. Surely actual potatoes are easier, cheaper, more nutritious — unless ... you’re living in the Space Station?

Hmm, maybe JM is an actual Space Cadet

OSLO. Outer Space Liaison Officer.

 

[busylass]

I think that just means they don't legally have to pay themselves NMW or NLW, they can if they choose to.

Ah yes of course. Not had my brain pills this morning Thankyou

 

[Billybellend]

Did you ever see the mayonnaise cake? Even she couldn’t bring herself to ease a wedge out of the tin and pretend to enjoy it.
In fact *rifles around in #31* lovely @OhhBacon asked her about it

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No!!! I missed that little gem...did it share elements of horse spunk lasagne and lemon slop?

 

[Veronicaaa]

I never had that, but corned beef fritters at primary school was a thing. A pink, deep fried vile thing.

Oh I loved them!

 

[Ninch55]

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Give it a rest, Jack. Bloody hell. She’s revelling in this cheap meat shtick.

Ya know. Bog off, Jack love, you’ve walked away from this with your fancy pants shopping sprees. Don’t think you can just saunter back and pick it up. You’re so full of absolute shit.

 

[Scarletfever]

I thought Allegra’s child

I think you are right ... the age matches. Hell of a coincidence otherwise.

Edit: no, I checked and the birthday doesn't match.

 

[BollockSausage]

I knew it wasn’t her, but reminded me of her. And I was definitely not aware of Lucifer, however someone being called Jack Monroe being in the show with the title the name commonly associated with the devil is somewhat ironic

Some more irony: apparently the Jack Monroe character is also “gender-swapping”.

 

[busylass]

I've been working today on some research around the National Minimum Wage and National Living Wage. According to the gov.uk site, self employed people running their own business and company directors are not entitled to the NMW or NLW. Jack is registered as a director on Companies House. I know jack shit about running a company or being self employed so does this mean that she shouldn't be paying herself the NLW?

 

[SoulRebel]

You're talking to someone who's just 'rediscovered' butterscotch Angel Delight, of course I loved anything with custard!

I've just remembered - rose hip syrup. What was that all about?

 

[Mustard]

I’m presuming she’s never had a POV partner.

 

[Chablis1]

Fabulous recap, @Pocahontas !!!!

It is!

 

[Atisketatasket]

‘For many reasons...’
‘Tattle spotted my £300 sentient mirror & I’m worried my patreons might realise I’m not poor’.
Or ‘tattle si všiml mého vnímajícího zrcadla 300 liber a obávám se, že by si moji patroni mohli uvědomit, že nejsem chudý’ (Czech)

A good gentle scrub

 

[kachoochoo]

Loooool sweet relief that you got it there’s a spoon in the bathroom but I’ve ney cause to use it

I used to reply with that if someone asked me for a spoon!

 

[Captainmouse]

And presumably can choose to - on paper - pay themselves less to take more as dividends instead

You usually pay nmw to get your tax free allowance and pa ni

 

[Uberrima fides]

Thread suggestion

Jack Monroe #77 Jack inspires her discipline St Brenda Of The Sausages to make slop

 

[Ninch55]

Comment of the year and thread title contender

Love you @Oofadoofa

 

[Traazers]

" Moonshine Mash first appeared in Cooking On A Bootstrap, a bootleg riff on polenta made with potatoes and corn. I so named it because ‘hooch’, or moonshine, is typically made from potatoes or corn, and the idea of my own sneaky irreverent take on something usually considered quite special rather tickled me. "

What is she talking about? Is she referring to moonshine or actual mash as special? What???

 

[Readingismyhobby]

She is NOT EVEN A COOK!

She’s not even a human (have I gone to far?)