Jack Monroe #76 £300 mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the poorest of us all?

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she's going on and on and on recycling everything other people have already said.

get a job! a real one!
 
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Would have thought that she would have learned heaps about food while she was with Allegra.
 
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I used to work in retail and every time I asked someone to "pop their PIN in" I'd die a little inside.

The hijinks and observations of the cabal had me HOOTING last night. You really are a fab little coven xxx
I used to work in a corner shop and got really bored one summer. Started serving everyone in rhyme but I got told to stop by management because apparently people were talking about me on Facebook.

Jack is probably now jealous of my poetic skillz and maverick soul.
 
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And this is where here £20 shop goes down the shitter.. She had budgeted for the kid's Dad to be feeding him over the 'Birthday Weekend'..
 
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her moaning about all of the covid regs and confusion - that's going to encourage people to do what they can to reduce the spread of the virus (not).

does she not realise that by these types of tweets (and I get the frustration) she's basically encouraging people to ignore the safeguards completely and we'll be stuck with the virus for longer and have more people dying.

I do get it - the govt have been shit - but stirring from her and people like her is going to give people an out " JM said the rules were silly so why should we abide by them at all!! I'm going to meet all my pals in a non-regulated space and blow out candles and hug one another. " Ugg. this is irresponsible.


ETA - ahh - ok, I've just seen the follow up telling people to obey the rules. never mind
 
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Really nasty. And she's blatantly "not a cafe" - she needs to pay people to eat her nutritionally empty slop, not the other way round!
 
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Why is she some sort of 5G truther all of a sudden? Doesn’t she have every ailment known to man and is one flu away from ending up like Dickens’ Tiny Tim, she should be elated the government is taking it seriously again?
 
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Half of this is wrong. Fucks sake, it's scaremongering. You've been able to have your partner in established labour since the beginning of lockdown, although not on the postnatal ward which is tough. Pubs are sit down service only. Funerals can have 28 people, weddings 15. She's so ill informed it's embarrassing.

Also why does she keep having a go at restaurants being supported? It's so strange for someone who's worked in that industry. She must know how many ordinary people are employed in even the Michelin star places.
 
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To be clear:

Don’t describe covid symptoms under the guise of a small mammal and then let your real identity scamper on down to Asda twice the next day to buy a load of shit sausages and mucky bacon with which to feed your son.
 
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Yes! This is it. She doesn’t deserve her platform. Lots of people don’t but it seems so unkind that people like Brenda or Nims hang on her every word and she treats them with such fucking contempt.
It’s been said before - it’s like a cult. You cannot disagree or challenge her.
If you do, you get a pile-on or are accused of being a troll. Not healthy to exist in an echo chamber
 
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To be clear:
Don’t go to A&E with black shimmery eyeshadow on
Don’t announce you have Covid symptoms then prance down to Asda
 
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She’s always so weirdly late about things, isn’t she? It’s one of the oddest things.
She’ll be playing with a fidget spinner next and saying it’s so good for her concentration levels.
 
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