Agency- just stop with that fucking word
She's not just gone for the bollock sausages I see. Dear lord, that is horrifying!Oh my fucking god Brenda, there aren't supposed to bein that recipe!!
Speaking of which, don’t under any circumstances google “penis fish”. They are a thing.Brenda's dick sausages, title of your sex tape
Fair enough, she’s public but I’ve deleted that.I am so sorry that innocent people like Brenda (and myself) are conned into attempting Jack's recipes because people are publishing her and putting her on TV, even though the results are both horrifying and hilarious. Don't think it's ok to share Brenda's profile pics though, step too far for me
Appreciate that, poor old Brend prob has enough to deal with, what with the aftermath of the prolapsed sausages. Besides, we don't wanna give Cack any excuse to shout bullies!Fair enough, she’s public but I’ve deleted that.
someone earlier said their mum gets the shit frozen sausages to feed foxes...suddenly there’s a fox in Jack’s house eurgh I’ve got that creepy feeling HTRIA gets about her bleurgh
40 minutes?Friends. It is with a heavy heart that I share this from the moonshine recipe:
First preheat your oven to 190C, and pop your sausages in a roasting tin. Place them on the middle shelf, and cook for 40 minutes. They release a good amount of fat, so it’s not necessary to add any more to the roasting tin as it’s – for want of a better term – gratuitously self-lubricating.
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Tattle is Jack’s inspiration station!Maybe it’s cos I love telly but another thing I find really weird about jack is I’ve never really seen her tweet about massive tv shows everyone else is watching? (Apart from to snark at supermarket sweep!)
My whole timeline was full of GBBO tonight - so weird she doesn’t watch/ join in. Huge cultural moments she doesn’t seem part of - line of duty etc.
The ‘live for today and shovel whatever shit you want into your body’ ethos is pretty appalling from someone who’s meant to be making delicious, nutritious, low budget recipes for people who are barely scraping by. I’m so sorry to hear of all of your losses, Fraus. I lost one of my best mates to the big C very recently (especially brutal in these times), he left us far too young. I can’t really say much more about it because I’m struggling massively with the grief, but my big old hairy heart goes out to you all.She is actually pretty tackless in her tweets to people, my dad died of cancer more than likely lifestyle related. I don't think he was sitting in his final days going ok this is shit, but oh well. he knew is lifestyle was to blame but he still wished he had made better choices.
He was actually pretty devastated to be told he had six months to live as he was only in his fifties and had alot of living still to do.
She can be quite heartless in her little thoughtless comments.
Sorry I had to edit his age as I put it wrong as I was upset.
Family of mice in that blackberry bush? It’s a well fed rat that’s feasted on the bin contents.I am shaking laughing. It is just so bloody terrible. Tears, real tears.
It’s so cringe how she tries to make a joke but gets it wrong. It’s hardly foreshadowing when Boris is currently making such a mess.Tattle is Jack’s inspiration station!Hi Jack, I bet you’d love to be pals with this smart and funny cabal NOW FUCK OFF x
This depends on the following question: is the chef a maverick?Do breadcrumbs belong on top of a lasagne?
The postman probably approaches the door like the one in Keeping up Appearances, but petrified that JM will have made him something to eatAt least the butter in that film got a better ending than ending up in one of Mackies recipes
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