I paid too much attention to the £20 food haul photos, and she got a bag of frozen mixed veg which is already in small bits, so maybe it's that.Why does she always chop the veg into tiny tiny bits? There can’t be any texture left at all when it’s cooked.
do families of mice live in blackberry brambles outside of beatrix potter books?
No. We’ve got a little bastard behind our skirting boards.do families of mice live in blackberry brambles outside of beatrix potter books?
mine's gone a bit funny cos i've lived in yorkshire too long and my vowels have flattened a bit. but this line i say properly!Fabulous in our accentsdear heart
Course they do. You're so silly.do families of mice live in blackberry brambles outside of beatrix potter books?
Did you ever see the mayonnaise cake? Even she couldn’t bring herself to ease a wedge out of the tin and pretend to enjoy it.We’ll all be watching Bake Off tonight. A genteel Battenberg is apparently one of the challenges. We were pondering why Mack has never gone down the bakey cakey route. Then, I was reminded of the Great Lemon Slop in a Tin, and realised why. Don’t use lemons in anything Mary, you’ll be getting right the fuck up in the crack of her niche...
Michael, Michael tell me about the ladyboys....Hahahaha I forgot about the savoury ‘99
hey do you wanna go and steal some traffic cones later?
I love you...in a way
What a great opportunity to remind everyone of this wonderful tribute to Lady Di - it’s what she would have wanted!Proper working class royalistbet she secretly buys the daily mail and cuts out photos of Di (gawd bless her she’s wiv the angles now) and has 3 lever arch files full!
Honestly quite disturbed at the possibility of 3 arch lever files fitting in her fanny pack.JFC ... I wear my fanny pack crossbody TOO.
*curls up in a corner and cries*
I have never been so happy to say anything in my entire life......Hi all, I’ve been lurking for a while after grunkaing most of the DKL threads early in August, and the famous thread #31. In fact I lurk every day now, you’re all so fucking entertaining and have given me distraction when I’ve needed it most recently. Finally made an account I want to post under as it feels anonymous enough - I can’t remember who it was in a recent thread who suggested this username and I really hope you don’t mind me using it, but thank you for it very Matt much. I love it.
Anyway, just wanted to introduce myself, as you were fraus xo
Thanks for the reminder, I didn’t want the pizza I just ate anyway@chocolate choux took one for the team back on Thread #17. Check that out, and then decide if you want to go ahead (there are even pictures!)
What? With an AXE? it’s not a fucking For Sale signCut the fucking blackberry bush down?
Yes! Does she really expect us to believe the Redwall mice are waiting there, all tooled up, squeaking ‘Rematch! Rematch!’Forgive my lack of feline/rodent knowledge but wouldn't mice erm...run away from a giant cat clawing at them? For such an inconsistent arse she's really sticking with this family of mice story.
It was me and you’re giving me liiiiifeHi all, I’ve been lurking for a while after grunkaing most of the DKL threads early in August, and the famous thread #31. In fact I lurk every day now, you’re all so fucking entertaining and have given me distraction when I’ve needed it most recently. Finally made an account I want to post under as it feels anonymous enough - I can’t remember who it was in a recent thread who suggested this username and I really hope you don’t mind me using it, but thank you for it very Matt much. I love it.
Anyway, just wanted to introduce myself, as you were fraus xo
On a grunka as usual but as someone with health anxiety, who also happens to get ill a lot (not as much nor as severely as Jack obviously) i can confirm I've never sought advice from a pharmacy dispenserNO ONE walks into the pharmacy and asks to speak to the Dispenser..
The same 9 year old that in 7 years would go on to invent healthy start vouchersShe would have been 9 when Princess Di died. What 9 year old is squirrelling away tips on how to find out who has sold gossip about you?!
Me an’all except ‘proper’ ‘Kawasaki’ and ‘rollercoaster’mine's gone a bit funny cos i've lived in yorkshire too long and my vowels have flattened a bit. but this line i say properly!
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