If you received a nude from her would it still be considered an 'Unsolicited Dick Pic?'
If you received a nude from her would it still be considered an 'Unsolicited Dick Pic?'Tempted to flog a photo of Jack Monroe?Who is interested jack? Really-I think having such a large tattle thread is going to her head. In the wider world very few people know her-I’ve mentioned her to several people who’ve all without exception gone ‘who?’
I’m a self-certified autumn lover, but raving about autumn on SM seems to fall into the realms of being a basic bitch. Seriously Jack, get your Uggs on, get yourself a Pumpkin Spiced Latte and decorate your porch will ya. You’re boring me!How long until she does a chaos like her good pal Captain America and 'accidentally' tweets a nude?
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that's the idea, isn't it?Why does she always chop the veg into tiny tiny bits? There can’t be any texture left at all when it’s cooked.
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Me, Jack, me! Weirdly enough, people have many different areas of interest, we're not all the same, you passive aggressive cock.
@chocolate choux took one for the team back on Thread #17. Check that out, and then decide if you want to go ahead (there are even pictures!)I've just read the sausage recipe and underneath it was a link to pasta e ceci using tinned spaghetti hoops and Fraus, please please stop me making this to see if it is as awful as I fear.
Yes but she's deleted that tweet now. Still got this evidence thoughWasn't it only a couple of weeks ago she was inhaling jars of Biscoff and creating new varieties of custard creams?
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Cake (singular) only once a year, iirc. Receipts anyone?
I’m so glad Homer Simpson got sent that free sofa and allowed to keep it, so he can pat it for you lovely new FrauenI've been a casual lurker on and off whenever I get bored. However yesterday I had absolutely nothing to do and decided to read all of thread 75. I had a right good laugh (hoot?) and considered introducing myself but felt like I had nothing new to say. Also I was still catching up with the lingo, it took me longer than I'd like to admit to figure out that the triangle emojis mean triangualte. Well last night I had a dream and it was filled with those triangles. I think Vlad* might be trying to recruit me .
Also, one thing I find odd about Jack's twitter is that for a very woke PC lefty (no shade there, I consider myself a woke PC lefty) she doesn't have her pronouns in her twitter bio. It's becoming more normal for people to put them in profiles, even if you're not trans, and it's just struck me as odd considering how much she shouts about... well everything, that she hasn't extended that small courtesey.
Anyway, I'm off on a massive Grunka, might even start from thread 1 - wish me luck! Now fuck off x
*oh I also may have thought, without context, that the Vlad you were talking about was Vlad the Impaler
ETA: as a newbie, could someone please point me to if there's rules of the forum etc. I'm sure I've seen it mentioned before but I don't know where to find them
She pretended to do a cartoon one the other weekHow long until she does a chaos like her good pal Captain America and 'accidentally' tweets a nude?
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Even by age 9 Jack knew she was destined to carry on the good work of the Queen of Hearts and was wise enough to realise that just like Diana, dark forces would conspire against her. One day she was helping her old nan shovel coal and whippets into a bath tub when her nan turned to her and in her and said in fluent cockney that she must be must be careful who she sends snaps of her minge to.She would have been 9 when Princess Di died. What 9 year old is squirrelling away tips on how to find out who has sold gossip about you?!
To protect her as she was very concerned for her safetyHas the cartoon filter gone now? Did we ever find out what that was all about?
Even by age 9 Jack knew she was destined to carry on the good work of the Queen of Hearts and was wise enough to realise that just like Diana, dark forces would conspire against her. One day she was helping her old nan shovel coal and whippets into a bath tub when her nan turned to her and in her and said in fluent cockney that she must be must be careful who she sends snaps of her minge to.
Years later these words would come back to Jack after she was invited to a top secret "saving the poors" meeting at Kensignton Palace when Harry took her aside and said "Jack promise me you'll never said the same nude twice and that you'll test everyone with constant lying". Jack replied "Cor blimey guv'nor you sound just like me old nan 'ave a banana" before scampering off to hitchhike 300 miles home.
WHY doesn’t this squiggle person say that!? Also does she realise how much sugar is in beans? Ha ya never had a cup o beans man? *sticks a sausage in*
That's the confirmation I need that her cat cookie jar is full of moneyYes but she's deleted that tweet now. Still got this evidence though
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Baked beans do you mean, dear heart? That's why we rinse them, to wash the sugar away!WHY doesn’t this squiggle person say that!? Also does she realise how much sugar is in beans? Ha ya never had a cup o beans man? *sticks a sausage in*
Just the thing for the unruly labiaFanny fricking Pack. She is absolutely trolling us.
Also, excited to know that her “fanny pack” goes cross-body. This is very much in-keeping with what we know about her anatomy.
Hello dear fraus and herrs. I've been refraining from comment all through thread 75 but this latest has finished me. What loving parent could say such a thing about their child? We choose to bring them into the world and it is our duty to nurture them, teach them, cherish them and put them before ourselves. Jesus Christ, how can she blithely spit out such horrible words and be so cavalier about his well-being. She seems to lavish more affection on her cat than on her child (and that's saying a lot, as the cat's nose still looks pitiful).She has replied to squiggle who asked about the wisdom of eating carcinogenic meat.
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