My dad had to go to a neighbours house to shower and shave before work, because we had no running water.The absolute gall of her pretending that she grew up poor. Laughable. Get her dad on here to clarify. David, were you hitch-hiking to your well-paid job because there was a leak at one of the properties your dad left you, or just for shits and giggles?
The ex who constantly corrected her was definitely Allegra. That's what you get as a trade off for choosing a millionaire mummy figure, init. I'd have run with it, were I Jack: she'll never do better and she really does know fuck all.
Fostering umpteen children sure pays.Cant quote cross thread on phone so pls see attachment for our brave heart @traumatised sideboard ’s solid work in listening to the podcast.
Not only does it seem wealthy parents failing to intervene in their children’s catastrophic poverty is a family trait where gramps the landlord really let dad hitch hike to work when he had 3 young kids? I would love papa Monroe to teach the fraus his wealth accumulation tactics. Deep dive below.
Let’s say she’s 14 tops when she refers to her secondary school era. You’re telling me in under a decade her dad has managed to acquire the following absolute masses of assets?
* a five bed house (can’t give ETA price cos property is wild init could be £120k could be £300k who fucking knows)
* a Ford Transit for circa £30k
* a Land Rover for circa £30k
* afford holidays back to the motherland for 3 kids and 2 adults, a couple of grand a pop I imagine?
* an extension. Our quotes for a smaller house have been £40-50k, admittedly in 2020 not 2002.
Fuck Martin Lewis tbh seems we’ve got a new Queen of sorting ur cash out in daddy Monroe
Stubborn about facts, tells outrageous lies. Yeah, why would anyone question that?Oh so that's her reason for telling outrageous lies! Hey Jack it doesn't work if you share them with your 280k twitter followers, or broadcast them to the world on podcasts!
I'm behind, so probably someone has already pointed this out. 30k is 62k in today's money (thankyou inflation calculator).LOVE THE RECEIPTS! £30k in the nineties is a looooot of money now. Oh Jackie what a shame your dad did the media bits before you could
Like all good lefties, Jack loves a parasitic monarchy living the high life funded by the taxpayer while one million citizens use foodbanks
Except facts concerning just how much money she makes. Although I guess she stubbornly conceals those...
My dad was the king of England, don’t tell anyone tho, but it was a bit boring so he gave it up to be a social worker HONESTLYMy dad had to go to a neighbours house to shower and shave before work, because we had no running water.
Or, as the real story goes, we once had some water issue as a one off, and my dad had an important meeting to go to, so he went round with his towel and shaver to the neighbours who kindly let him have a shower and get ready for work.
I bet there is a tiny kernel of truth to her story, but of course her dad didn't regularly hitch to work. What a load of nonsense.
she might be 90% vegan, but she's 100% a tory!
Why doesn’t she go to Lidl or Aldi? It always seems to be Asda, Waitrose, M&S and now Ocado. There’s no consistency in her narrative.She’s definitely trying to get some sort of partnership with Asda isn’t she.
Maybe she means she had a Saturday job in boots?No such as a trainee pharmacist! You need to go to university for a degree then sit professional exams before you can call yourself one. You can work in a pharmacy but you would be a dispenser/technician.
me and my sad facts will fuck off now, thanks Matt very Matt much
I’ve got one - “ I like food”What a convenient excuse for all the bollocks she spouts 'I tell lies all the time to root out rumour spreaders'
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I bet she first practiced her howling and wailing on the floor histrionics when Diana died. She would have been 9 years old. Please don’t tell me she’s been the basic-est bitch on Earth since ‘97Proper working class royalistbet she secretly buys the daily mail and cuts out photos of Di (gawd bless her she’s wiv the angles now) and has 3 lever arch files full!
90% vegan 10% lardWhy is she cooking with lard?
But only stubborn about facts sometimes mostly when lying about her back storyAh, Jackie being rude again...
So Jack is saying that Harry was employing the Wagatha Christie technique, years before Coleen?! Mind. Blown.
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