You are clearly a fool. What do you think a child can give you that a 93kg sideboard can't? Priorities, Frau! The cabal is disappointed and might revoke membership.Frau’s I don’t have a child so please do tell me if I’m talking out of my (Mediterranean) arse.. but I would sell a sideboard to feed my child quality food
Thus insuring an infinite supply for her lasagnaJust caught up on the past twenty four hours, what a (chemical) rollercoaster. It must have been quite the scene in the shitty bungalow once she realised she'd been rumbled, furiously refreshing on here and her multiple twitter accounts with her Smart Price sausage fingers, going from phone to phone to phone trying to cover her tracks, wailing like a banshee and cursing @Veronicaaa in her adenoidal whine.
I was interested to see she even has another book lined up after this one - that she is definitely writing and will surely materialise on time - which got me thinking about other books she is qualified to write. Anyone else got any suggestions?
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She must be incandescent with rage when she visits hereHilarious! I thought you’d given her a lip stud until I realised it was 50pand the lipliner!
Luckily he doesn’t have to suffer slop everyday, he gets proper food with his father.Frau’s I don’t have a child so please do tell me if I’m talking out of my (Mediterranean) arse.. but I think that I would sell a sideboard to feed my child quality food
5 mins in the microwave, sling it in the ricer, Bosch, lump free mash, complete with vits, fibre and flavour and no dodgy additives unlike that instant crapinstant mash ffs. BUY A POTATO.
Yes absolutely.Frau’s I don’t have a child so please do tell me if I’m talking out of my (Mediterranean) arse.. but I think that I would sell a sideboard to feed my child quality food
Just when I thought I was getting closer, I see you're now in #75!!!In lighter news @Incywincy has reached thread 59!!!! Keep climbing, you can do it!
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The mink one did switch between iPhone, Android and web.Don’t suppose anyone happened to notice whether the pinky Minky or jack monrow accounts were flip flopping between iPhone and Android???
I'm sure it was noticed in the previous thread that manky mink was switching between phones.Don’t suppose anyone happened to notice whether the pinky Minky or jack monrow accounts were flip flopping between iPhone and Android???
Grab some red bull it’s exhaustingJust when I thought I was getting closer, I see you're now in #75!!!
“Eye-lids, bollocks and arseholes”: there’s a thread title in there somewhere.Holy shitballs. I’ve been grunking all evening with my mouth agape, frantically liking all the brilliant detective work.
When I have times of needing to cut back, I buy less meat and do more veggie meals for us. The thought of eating a sausage that costs 5p makes me gag. So you would imagine someone who used to be90%vegan would be repulsed by the idea. For her to buy the cheapest, eyelids & arseholes meat then straight after announce she has an ethical food book in the pipeline is laughable. And why is it the next book after this one? We’re still waiting on the book that she wants black writers to write for her and ouchy mouth book. Do her publishers just say, “Yes, absolutely” to every fleeting idea she has?
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