Jack Monroe #75 Peekaboo

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A small square from her tweet in case she deletes it after discussion here. <Insert Catchprase jingle>
Huge close up of Cooper’s still sore nose too.
 
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Imagining her sitting at her WIFI mirror, preening herself and adjusting her wig while she was taking those infamous red-lipped ouchy mouth pics gives me the creeps. Very What Happened to Baby Jane vibes but for the internet era
 
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Oh my god, that mirror! She's putting that Patreon dollar to good use Unbelievable. She has her mirror, and her son gets to eat pig trotter casserole for dinner.

Frauen, I was just in Lidl (because life isn't always?M&S lasagnes, amiright ) the middle aisle has us covered for collating our court docs! Better drive home now, I'm getting funny looks for all the cackling this thread brings.
 
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I’ve just noticed your profile picture. You must BUSY sewing pairs of traazers?
 
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She is one almighty pisstaker
 
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A small square from her tweet in case she deletes it after discussion here. <Insert Catchprase jingle>View attachment 249311
Huge close up of Cooper’s still sore nose too.

Thanks for the screenshot Silver! The Harrods pic has a black rectangle (USB port?) beneath the circle, but I can't tell if hers has it too. It might just be hidden in shadow. Other than that though it's definitely identical!

 
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Its so funny this has just come up because I literally ordered a mirror for my new bathroom this morning and was feeling guilty for spending 100! And thats for my actual main bathroom mirror. Not a £300 wifi vanity mirror to balance precariously on the piles of other hoarded, expensive crap. OH how the other half live!
 
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Hello to all the cabal, I’m outing myself as another lurker I came across Mack Jonroe on a podcast that I was listening to and her story prompted me to give her a follow on Instagram. Soon after I muted her posts because there was too many of them and I just wasn’t interested in having my feed dedicated to one person. Then she uploads her post Helmans excitement stories and it had me so confused that someone who’s jobs is SM would post those creepy, basically unreadable stories. I then saw her wig posts and it had me wondering was I the only person who thinks this is strange.. which led me here to this fabulous coven.

I’m done my fair share of grunka’ing since then and I honestly think this whole cartoon filter leading into the alt account that was sending secret messages to tattle is the wildest turn yet. You couldn’t make this stuff up
 
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WTAF? £300 surround-sound mirror????

Peak Jack
It just makes her “I only pay myself the living wage” even more enraging. I mean, obv we know that’s bullshit because she will still be taking dividends etc, but I’m sure she’ll also classify the mirror as a tax deductible on the grounds she “needs” it for her presenting jobs.

Charlatan. Tell your followers the truth.
 
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@MarmiteExtract I put my years of watching CSI experience to use and did my best zoom and enhance cliché and I believe it does, it’s just in shadow because of her BIG LIGHT being on at 4.50am.
 
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Order of Vlad medal for triangulation services for anyone who IDs that weird cat contraption
 
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Re the ‘COVID tweet’ under her alt account, the other night. Was thinking: what about her ex? Assuming the mink account is Monroe’s, which it seems to be, and assuming then also that her ex knows it’s her, which also seems to be the case. If her ex read that tweet, how can she stay silent when the very next day Monroe is out shopping, potentially with COVID? It leaves two options: either the ex doesn’t care that Monroe could potentially be spreading the virus she so unsubtly alluded to, or her ex read the tweet and assumed it to be made-up bullshit, like us. The second option seems most likely, and it would seem then that those closest to Monroe see her for the fantasist that she is..
 
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I believe someone else said they'd screen shotted them. @Dogmuck was it you?
 
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the whole thing was batshit. I truly think she wanted it to be found for the attention. She was probably posting then checking tattle to see if anyone had noticed.

the whole thing is a game to her and the other account has changed it’s name back to jack munrow. I really think this was her too. It’s like she changed it to ruby just to communicate re the cartoon filter and changed the bio to tit tat. Nuts. It’s like she’s having an argument with herself.
 
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