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colouredlines
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This was her previous bio.
Holy shit, she has Tattle issues. It's like when you keep looking at your ex's social media but then your friends finally convince you to stop...oh right, Jack has no friends.
HarderFaster
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Frauen, let us make a vow, as of today (a Frau Vow) to never again feel concern for the dead-eyed sociopath otherwise known as Jack Monroe.
Legitimate vessels for our concern include SB, the vulnerable people conned into giving her money, the foster siblings she likes to bad mouth everywhere, and whichever poor victim she sets her sights on to make the next Mrs J.
She is all ego, self-promotion and grift. She's not even a person.
Legitimate vessels for our concern include SB, the vulnerable people conned into giving her money, the foster siblings she likes to bad mouth everywhere, and whichever poor victim she sets her sights on to make the next Mrs J.
She is all ego, self-promotion and grift. She's not even a person.
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Alansbigplate
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She’s back because her pretending she has to leave twitter and manipulating people to think she’s sitting there scared and crying was busted by the great @Veronicaaa so she might as well change tack.
I take her tweet about not commenting on her finances and having other reasons to budget as an admission that she doesn’t need to be surviving on £20 shops. She should perhaps consider leaving the reduced goods for those that do.
I take her tweet about not commenting on her finances and having other reasons to budget as an admission that she doesn’t need to be surviving on £20 shops. She should perhaps consider leaving the reduced goods for those that do.
Anonymous One
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Translation: ‘I stubbed my toe a bit whilst getting on the train’.
Emmapism
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Nice one @Veronicaaa
So not only does she have roughly 3 weeks left of writing, she isn't even having a Twitter break. Girls got more issues than Vogue.
It's like faking your own death and spying on your funeral to see how many people turned up
Adding to my post above - her dramatically deleting her main Twitter and Instagram and therefore manipulating the kinder hearts of her followers, some of the posters here even, into wondering if she is ok, if she’s in a dark place, if she’s looking after herself, what’s happened to make her go quiet ... and she’s been happily, prolifically existing under the guise of a stinky mink (and probably others) all the while gleefully tweeting away. What an unimaginable prick.
Into_the_tunnel
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I am pretty sure the pack of £1.00 sausages will not be coming from happy pigs.
Not sure where a 90% vegan would stand on that point.
Not sure where a 90% vegan would stand on that point.
Emmapism
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Has anyone noticed the last comment is made by someone calling themselves 'Celerie'?The comments on that article
Celery, Edinburgh?!
Mary mother of Jesus are we still inside the Bootstrap paradox??
People-huv-tae-know
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The irony
colouredlines
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Reposting here for the new thread -
I miss the way her social media conversation starters were just like those Mumsnet threads where people pretend something incredibly normal is wild and out there.
"Am I the only one who likes a bit of butter on my toast?"
"Surely no-else else enjoys a lie-in on Saturdays!"
I miss the way her social media conversation starters were just like those Mumsnet threads where people pretend something incredibly normal is wild and out there.
"Am I the only one who likes a bit of butter on my toast?"
"Surely no-else else enjoys a lie-in on Saturdays!"
HarderFaster
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Ah. So this is why she deleted the Ocado tweet like the clappers. She's despicable.
HarderFaster
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I find it particularly interesting how swiftly she deleted the M&S/Ocado tweet. We've said time and again that we totally endorse her having nice things as she has made decent coin from her books and media work (the desire to put work in inverted commas is almost overwhelming, I tell ya).
Jack's merry band of sycophants have probably never even heard of Kwik Save or Netto, and only slum it in Lidl when the 2011 Barolo is on offer, so they'd have absolutely no qualms with her spending her money that way either.
It's almost like it's... an admission of guilt? That she recognises that she is quite literally conning her followers who've donated to the fake povvo fund to buy her airpods and M&S mini rolls on a lazy Friday night in? Someone get Watchdog on the case.
Jack's merry band of sycophants have probably never even heard of Kwik Save or Netto, and only slum it in Lidl when the 2011 Barolo is on offer, so they'd have absolutely no qualms with her spending her money that way either.
It's almost like it's... an admission of guilt? That she recognises that she is quite literally conning her followers who've donated to the fake povvo fund to buy her airpods and M&S mini rolls on a lazy Friday night in? Someone get Watchdog on the case.
Alansbigplate
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It’s vile. I think she sometimes does these overeating comments to try to ape Nigella but there’s a difference between Nigella sneaking downstairs in her fancy nightie at midnight to eat some of her delicious leftovers and Jack, hopping onto one of her sideboards in her stretched out sports bra, hoofing a whole loaf of white bread into her ouchy mouth
Harrybosch
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Well, quite. This also ties in with her strange assertion that she taught herself to cook from reading ingredient lists on ready meals. Has it not occurred to her that ready meals are based on - hmmm, I don't know - actual dishes and recipes for said dishes have existed for hundreds if not thousands of years? Babe, M&S didn't invent lasagne, Lloyd Grossman did not invent Thai green curry, and you, dear heart, did not invent Gregg's vegan steak bake.This was part of a Guardian job she had, which also led to one of my favourite Jack lines ever (context: she is learning to cook lasagne):
I bought one from M&S, unwrapped it, felt through that sticky white sauce and revealed layers of minced meat, tomato sauce and pasta sheets. Not so mysterious.
It's a fucking lasagne love, what were you expecting to find? Lord Lucan?
Jack Monroe's ready-meal challenge
Jack Monroe: Pushed for both time and money, many of us have come to rely on processed convenience food. But, with a little effort, you can make cheaper, tastier and healthier versions of the same dishes in your own kitchenwww.theguardian.com
Alansbigplate
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What’s the fucking surprise? Rickets?
BeautifulTrauma
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Jack is doing the classic tactic of filling a new account up with retweets to make it look credible and like people won’t scroll back.
It’s definitely her, so any person who thought she’d gone to sort herself out is wrong - she’s just tweeting her inane shit from an alt account. It’s so pathetic.
OMG she will be pawing the floor HOWLING and crying and sat on the stairs holding her knees that @Veronicaaa has blown her cover. And I’m totally here for it.
It’s definitely her, so any person who thought she’d gone to sort herself out is wrong - she’s just tweeting her inane shit from an alt account. It’s so pathetic.
OMG she will be pawing the floor HOWLING and crying and sat on the stairs holding her knees that @Veronicaaa has blown her cover. And I’m totally here for it.